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conditioning kicks my ass every single day. _i believe i ran about a 9 minute mile on monday. at least i ran the whole damn thing. usually i would cop out on stuff like that.
catcher in the rye is violently compelling me to swear more often.
i used to not be able to tell the difference between genetically modified food and organic food. that has all changed. a boy in my history class had a banana the size of jesus. (it was the epitome of a great dildo)
my cat's old age is beginning to take the best of him. so much, in fact, that he pooped at the bottom of the basement stairs. ______and i stepped in it.