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HOY! Dimo! Vhy din't hyu tell me hyu gots beaten op by a leedle gorl? All dis time Hy iz so rough vit hyu, bot from now on Hy should be more careful. Hyu iz so breakable!
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT! Efferybody be'z gentle vit Dimo, hokay?
*muffled snickering is heard right before the recording cuts out*
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT! Efferybody be'z gentle vit Dimo, hokay?
*muffled snickering is heard right before the recording cuts out*
How is he feeling?
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Und dollink, Hy gots about two-hunnert-und-forty years on hyu. Hyu iz a leedle gorl to me.
Zo, vot's dis Hy hears about dese veapons hyu carries around?
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Wow! You've been around that long? I'm impressed! You must have a lot of stories to tell! But still, you don't have to talk about me like I'm a child.
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Um... what have you heard?
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Vell, lessee... Hy hears dey iz fans vit blades on dem. Hy dun tink hy effer seen vun of dose before!
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Um... I have fans but... well...
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Yes, they are bladed. These were custom-made for me by the gypsies in my old caravan. I prefer dancing with them, rather than fighting with them, but...
Well, even dancers need to defend themselves sometimes, right?
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Hey, Hy iz no vun to complain about preety, dancink gorls who iz sharp und pointy. Dey iz better dot vay.
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Jägermonsters really have unusual taste, huh?
Sorry to disappoint you, but I really would rather not be 'sharp and pointy' when I don't have to be.
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Iz hokay. Chust make sure hyu iz best friends vit Zeetha und hyu'll be all right. *there is something devious about the tone of his voice*
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