[open, but directed at those in the post before]

[im_apimp]

I hate you all.

Comments

[ofslut_town]

Oh, don't get your panties in a bunch. Even if she does have a crush - which she's denying - it's no big deal.

[im_apimp]

[well, no, it kind of IS, considering what they're here to do, but whatever]

Yeah, but I don't need the shit for it.

[ofslut_town]

You won't get shit for it. I agree with Xander. Rachel is harmless. Besides, you have a mirror in your room. You know how good you look.

[im_apimp]

Well, sweetheart, no one ever said I wasn't attractive. But that's a little, messy, you know? Mixing all this with -- all'a that?

[ofslut_town]

...Was that kind of guy-sex-thing? I picture your hand in a circular motion as you describe your body as this.

[im_apimp]

No! No, I mean. You girls are here to do a job. I wouldn't want to screw with that.

[ofslut_town]

Oh, please. Other than fight evil internationally, this castle is all about screwing. And if it's not about screwing, it's about the tension before the screwing. Buffy and Riley, every girl and E.J....etc.

[im_apimp]

Well, okay, EJ, yes. But Buffy and Riley aren't banging.

[ofslut_town]

I swear your sister and you are spies. Sometimes, you just know too much. And you think I don't know? They have history. But the tension is still there. It's only a matter of time.

[im_apimp]

[and deliberately skipping that spy comment]

Whatever you say. You know them better than I do.

[ofslut_town]

Yes, I do know my sister and her former boyfriend more than you do. So, do you maybe want to go to a movie tonight? That new Steve Carell and Tina Fey one is out and I'm a little board of the castle and the Scottish countryside.

[im_apimp]

I have no idea who those two are, but sure. I'm game for that.

[ofslut_town]

Very funny. But, good.

[im_apimp]

... What's funny? Them or me?

[ofslut_town]

...Well, them and that you haven't heard of them.

[im_apimp]

Oh. I haven't.

We had a very sheltered childhood.