I Triple Dog Dare You.

Oct 17, 2005 21:45

Ahem, ahem.

Friends and foes, I have an announcement.

Whoever decided it necessary to leave this:

'You're the whore i always knew you would be. However, i never expected you to be the liar.

Nice to see your morals slipping further and further.

Don't let my name slip out again while you gossip. If it does a fist will replace those lips.

Cross your legs and close your mouth.'

as a poor attempt at a clever comment, consider this your formal invitation to own up to your insults.

And let's think logically for a moment my dear, how am I supposed to keep your name from my lips if I don't know what name it is I'm avoiding? Use your head for something other than a hat rack next time you're trying to make threats.

I dare you to say those things to me without the cover of anonymity. Hell, I triple dog dare you to say those things to my face.

Something tells me you won't.
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