Dear girl sitting near me in the library,

[holdfast2dreams]

Please stop turning around and staring at me...along with everyone else in the library. It's kinda disturbing...and it's giving me a complex. Staring at other students will not help you in any way in writing your English 200 paper. Suck it up and write it already!!!!

Ps. It's the middle of the semester and you are just now writing your opening paragraph???? SERIOUSLY??? You're SOL!!!