"Dad I'm stuck in a stonewall"
volvo=bumper car*
*AKA i couldn't get the goddamn car up my driveway, skidded into the stonewall, called poppa, he skidded into stonewall, swore a bit, eventually moved it out of what once used to be a grassy knoll, gunned it up the driveway, stalled, hit the stonewall yet again, moved it a bit, skidded, almost hit the house, then got the mother fucker into its usual spot.
there are two bricks under my wheels right now (just incase the fucker wants to roll down the driveway)
looking back it was pretty goddamn funny
*AKA i couldn't get the goddamn car up my driveway, skidded into the stonewall, called poppa, he skidded into stonewall, swore a bit, eventually moved it out of what once used to be a grassy knoll, gunned it up the driveway, stalled, hit the stonewall yet again, moved it a bit, skidded, almost hit the house, then got the mother fucker into its usual spot.
there are two bricks under my wheels right now (just incase the fucker wants to roll down the driveway)
looking back it was pretty goddamn funny