WonderfulCulture: now you have to make a sweet lj post so i can read it on my friends page

[hold_tight]

laura bow wow: shlong
WonderfulCulture: dong
laura bow wow: weiner
WonderfulCulture: man you are obsessed with penis
laura bow wow: YES. I <3 COCK. OKAY
WonderfulCulture: i know
laura bow wow: FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WANT A BIG CAKE SHAPED LIKE A DICK! AND IT SHOULD BE CREAM FILLED. AND PINK FROSTED.

my birthday is in less than 2 months.......so start working on my penis cake
seriously