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obviously i had an amazing weekend
i was so happy to see brook and chris and kyle and andy and robby and ian and matt and nikki

i hope i find someone to go to bane with tomorrow

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A PRO FOOTBALL GAME
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN PAID FOR SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON A LOVER
(X) I NEVER SWALLOWED A LIVE GOLDFISH
(_ duh, porn) I NEVER WATCHED OTHERS WHILE THEY HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN PADDLED (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER HAVE TOUCHED A WET SEAL
(_) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON LIVEJOURNAL
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABSOLUTELY BROKE
(X) I NEVER ATE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
(X) I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE
(X) I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYONE WHOSE DAD BURNED DOWN THEIR OLD HOUSE AND STOOD OUTSIDE IN HIS UNDERPANTS SINGING "WE DIDNT START THE FIRE" AFTERWARDS