From Tues night's episode
They're having fun with quotes from the show on the Holby forum. And, of course, Dan has the best lines. Here is a couple of scenes they had put up (with spelling and grammer corrections *sigh*)
Abra: So what now? You going to take me roughly over the desk?
Dan: You do stent trial I give you Keller theatre at night.
Abra: Really have no idea what you are talking about.
Dan: Umm. Ric tends to leave things lying about in the office. Files....
Abra: All this over a stent trial seems a bit OTT
Dan: Ah. Well, Connie's sulking. We got into a bit of a penis measuring contest, which naturally, she lost. and so she won't play ball. So I need your help.
Abra: So this won't make me especially popular with Connie?
Dan: Whereas an unauthorised oporation in her theatre would? and does she like you especially anyway?
Abra: What? Apart from sexually?
Dan: She'd be a lot rougher than I would.
*Abra laughs*
Dan: So is that a yes?
Abra: What's a hospital without a little research and developement?
Dan: Excellent.
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Connie: Perhaps they could watch your 'exciting' operation. You never know, you might even get a reaction out of them. I have had an emergency CABG. I've had an imposter with a Myocardial Infarction *in* theatre, a maniac dragged out. Not a flicker. I mean, I was looking for a return trip to China but you know what? I can't be bothered. *turns to translator* Would you tell them, I think they must live the most exciting lives.
Translator: *turns to med students and speaks in Chinese* I don't know about you, but I think she's a total cow.
*the students laugh*
Connie: Finally. Hum.
*Connie turns to Louise* And yes I am sure we can find you a patient or two... right, scuse me...Thank you. *walks out*
Dan: *turns to students* (It's obvious he understood what she said to the students in Chinese) She's not that bad. She just needs love like everyone else.
Abra: So what now? You going to take me roughly over the desk?
Dan: You do stent trial I give you Keller theatre at night.
Abra: Really have no idea what you are talking about.
Dan: Umm. Ric tends to leave things lying about in the office. Files....
Abra: All this over a stent trial seems a bit OTT
Dan: Ah. Well, Connie's sulking. We got into a bit of a penis measuring contest, which naturally, she lost. and so she won't play ball. So I need your help.
Abra: So this won't make me especially popular with Connie?
Dan: Whereas an unauthorised oporation in her theatre would? and does she like you especially anyway?
Abra: What? Apart from sexually?
Dan: She'd be a lot rougher than I would.
*Abra laughs*
Dan: So is that a yes?
Abra: What's a hospital without a little research and developement?
Dan: Excellent.
*********
Connie: Perhaps they could watch your 'exciting' operation. You never know, you might even get a reaction out of them. I have had an emergency CABG. I've had an imposter with a Myocardial Infarction *in* theatre, a maniac dragged out. Not a flicker. I mean, I was looking for a return trip to China but you know what? I can't be bothered. *turns to translator* Would you tell them, I think they must live the most exciting lives.
Translator: *turns to med students and speaks in Chinese* I don't know about you, but I think she's a total cow.
*the students laugh*
Connie: Finally. Hum.
*Connie turns to Louise* And yes I am sure we can find you a patient or two... right, scuse me...Thank you. *walks out*
Dan: *turns to students* (It's obvious he understood what she said to the students in Chinese) She's not that bad. She just needs love like everyone else.