GUISE.

[hola_meg_a_cola]

HOW CAN A SLEEZEBALL LIKE THIS:



SUDDENLY TRANSFORM ONCE HE STOPS FAKE TANNING AND GROWS OUT HIS HAIR TO BECOME THIS GOD?:



I dun get it :/

HOWEVER:

Dear Eli Roth,

Your movies are shit, but idc. Continue to keep your Inglourious Basterds look. Then, I will bear your adorable Jewish children happily.

Love,
Meghan