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One exam down, one to go! ... oh yes I had exams this week, did I forget to mention that. WELL ANYWAY, today's was palaeography and it went well, but I am sad that there wasn't a Beneventan sample, only easy scripts. D: BENEVENTAN I STILL LOVE YOU never forget that! Tomorrow is Middle Welsh, which I am not looking forward to, but eh, we get a dictionary and neither exam actually counts toward my degree, I just don't want to fail on principle.
Anyway, in the cause of totally being a good grad student, I stayed up till almost four in the morning re-reading old RPs from high school with my BFF kisekinotenshi and laughing like a loon because OH MY GODS THEY WERE SO AWFUL AND WE WERE SO SINCERE, IT WAS AMAZING. The site is still up, bless you Angelfire, if you want a good laugh you should totally check it out. (The one banner seems to be trying to eat the page, just click again or scroll past it super quickly.)
kisekinotenshi Oh gods, Whispers in the Dark
kisekinotenshi LET'S SEE HOW MUCH ANGST WE CAN FIT INTO ONE MINI-SERIES. XD
hokuton_punch HAHAHA ALL OF IT, I THINK.
kisekinotenshi Naw, I'm sure we could've fit more if we'd tried. XD
hokuton_punch I forget, did that one have self-injury in it? Because if not, then you're probably right. XD
kisekinotenshi ... I can't remember. I SHOULD READ IT.
hokuton_punch SO SHOULD I.
kisekinotenshi LET'S DO IT.
hokuton_punch YES. *FISTBUMP, OPENS FIRST PART*
hokuton_punch Oh my gods Tetsuya you are the worst at being a stealthy crime boss?
hokuton_punch OH A GUY SLEPT ON THE FRONT STEPS OF MY RESTAURANT, guess I'd better let him sleep at one of my top-secret hideouts, THIS IS CLEARLY THE BEST PLAN EVER.
kisekinotenshi And somehow Tetsuya is embarrassed by naked Sailor Bob. XD
hokuton_punch OF COURSE HE IS he is embarrassed by everything, that is why someone else actually runs the entire prostitution side of the business. If Tetsuya tried his eyes would glaze over with panic and he would end up just - like - OKAY HERE IS SOME MONEY TO KEEP THINGS GOING good-bye now.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
hokuton_punch Even sleeping with Gabe cannot change this about him. XD
hokuton_punch All our characters were so fucking noisy in their sleep, damn good thing Tetsuya never went to college and had a roommate.
hokuton_punch "OH SORRY WAS I MUMBLING ABOUT MY TRAGIC EVIL PAST AGAIN" "YES HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK I AM SO SWITCHING ROOMS NEXT YEAR"
kisekinotenshi I love this part where Tetsuya is all like turning to go and Sailor Bob starts talking in his sleep again and Tetsuya is like "... is this gonna be on the freaking test?"
hokuton_punch XD XD XD IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT Tetsuya what were you thinking I don't remember at all.
hokuton_punch Tetsuya: *puts one hand on Sailor Bob's shoulder, acutely conscious that EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT IF NOT THE WORLD is looking at them* - OH TETSUYA you are just I LOVE YOU STILL I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU you are so awkward at everything.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
hokuton_punch "OH FUCK PEOPLE WILL SEE ME HAVING HUMAN INTERACTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON I DO NOT WANT THIS D:"
hokuton_punch Haha the warning for part four is CLAMP angst level, this shit is genius, why didn't we get rich off it.
kisekinotenshi And Tetsuya is... jealous? Kinda? WTF? XD
kisekinotenshi *Is on part 4 now*
hokuton_punch Tetsuya is just like HEY NO ONE EVER SAID EMOTIONS WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE that's why I didn't want any.
hokuton_punch KITTY IN THE HOUSE it has to be in everything.
kisekinotenshi YES IT DOES. XD
kisekinotenshi OH GOD MY NOTES ON THE SCENE.
kisekinotenshi "Dramatic anime-like scene"
kisekinotenshi OH GOD WHY WHYYYYY
hokuton_punch YAY BOB GETS MAKEOUTS
kisekinotenshi AWESOME.
kisekinotenshi And yes, makeouts!
kisekinotenshi ... THEY ARE WAY TOO ADORABLE. XD
hokuton_punch THEY ARE <3 ... THAT IS WHY THEY COULD NOT LAST IN OUR TRAGIC WORLD OF TRAGEDY
hokuton_punch *Working. Just working.* - TETSUYA YOU ARE THE MOST BORING GODDAMN VILLAIN EVER.
hokuton_punch Joker: *looks up, gives Tetsuya the evil eye*
Tetsuya: *does not deign to return the evil eye* - PFFFFFFT you two MAKE OUT ALREADY well okay not in front of Sailor Bob.
hokuton_punch OH MY GOD YOU TWO WHAT ARE YOU, IN HIGH SCHOOL - OH WAIT
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
kisekinotenshi *Dies laughing*
hokuton_punch THEY HAVE SUCH A MATURE WORKING RELATIONSHIP
kisekinotenshi I KNOW.
kisekinotenshi SUCH ADULTS.
hokuton_punch I mean, door-slamming is totally the best way to communicate! *IS DYING OVER HERE*
kisekinotenshi XD
kisekinotenshi And Tetsuya throwing the rosary
kisekinotenshi OMG TETSUYA YOU ARE SUCH A TEENAGER. ... WAIT.
kisekinotenshi Oh gods and the inner monologue poem AGH KILL ME NOW
kisekinotenshi ELLIPSEEEEESSSSSSSSS
hokuton_punch WE FUCKING LOVED ELLIPSES
kisekinotenshi THERE ARE SO MANY ELLIPSES
hokuton_punch GIFT HORSE'S HOOVES I remember that OUR OLD MISTAKES WERE THE BEST MISTAKES. Gren tea!
kisekinotenshi GREN TEA YESSSS
hokuton_punch SO MUCH KISSING because this was before I owned doujinshi.
kisekinotenshi X3
hokuton_punch Sex, how does it work. D:
kisekinotenshi I don't know, but ZOMG THE EYEPATCH.
hokuton_punch O NOES :O
kisekinotenshi AAAAAAND Joker is fine. XD
kisekinotenshi And the reader goes "uh, wtf? Is there supposed to be something in this eyepatch thing? when was it mentioned he has an eyepatch again?"
hokuton_punch WELL ISN'T IT OBVIOUS BECAUSE OF THE "^_#" CLEARLY THAT IS AN EYEPATCH YOU ARE INTERROGATING THIS RP FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE!
hokuton_punch Aaaaaaand Tetsuya has a hissyfit because OMG PEOPLE HAVE *SEX* THAT IS SO UNNATURAL WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT INSTEAD OF WORKING TWENTY-THREE HOURS A DAY
hokuton_punch Also I like how people say Tetsuya's name around Joker all the time but Joker never quite connects the dots? "Tetsuya? Hey, Boss, who's this Tetsuya guy I keep hearing about?" "SHUT UP AND KEEP WORKING DOUBLE DUTY YOU SINFUL BEAST"
hokuton_punch Tetsuya if you keep talking in your sleep Gabe actually is going to murder your ass, Gabe loves his sleep okay.
kisekinotenshi Oh god wrist-slitting AGAIN
hokuton_punch DKFKJ WELL OKAY I don't think we could actually have fit any more angst into this story. XD XD XD
hokuton_punch Also pffffft I still love the moment when Tetsuya snaps. I just love breaking the stoics. :DDDDDDDDDD
hokuton_punch ... this probably explains a lot about the AU. ANY EXCUSE TO WHUMP ITACHI/GIVE HIM A CURSED SEAL/MAKE HIM HAVE FLASHBACKS TO MURDERING HIS ENTIRE CLAN
kisekinotenshi OH RIGHT BOB LOVES TETSUYA. XD
hokuton_punch And Tetsuya just has no fucking clue about anything. "Is it the blood? ... is there something on my face besides the blood?"
kisekinotenshi XD
hokuton_punch *reads the description of part 6* ... I really hope that one day I am famous for my light-hearted comedies.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD Me too.
hokuton_punch ... Joker, how DID those lunks get past security? Are you sure y'all have security in the first place? I feel like maybe the problem here is that YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT BEING YAKUZA.
hokuton_punch THERE'S A FLAMETHROWER
hokuton_punch WHAT THE FUCK
hokuton_punch THIS ISN'T "DIE HARD," MOTHERFUCKERS
hokuton_punch Tetsuya how can you go unrecognized at this point that makes no logical sense.
hokuton_punch Also THE STUPIDEST GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES EVER?
kisekinotenshi YES.
hokuton_punch Poor traumatized Bob. D:
kisekinotenshi Indeed. ;o;
kisekinotenshi He is seriously too damn innocent for anything.
kisekinotenshi I mean, if he's been in a government facility being tortured and forced to make people go insane he should be less innocent. XD
hokuton_punch *CRIES* OH GOD JOKER PILE MORE ANGST ON WHY DON'T YOU also haha yeah, that is true. XD
hokuton_punch PTSD: WE DID NOT UNDERSTAND IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
kisekinotenshi YES MOAR ANGST, MOOOOAAAAARRRRR
hokuton_punch ALL THE ANGST, LEAVE NO ANGST UNWALLOWED-IN
kisekinotenshi IF YOU USE UP ALL THE ANGST, INVENT MOAR ANGST
hokuton_punch ... also YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN, TETSUYA (YES, THAT IS THE ONLY PROPER SOLUTION)
kisekinotenshi THEY'RE ALL DRAMA QUEENS. XD
hokuton_punch I CANNOT DENY THIS.
hokuton_punch OH MY GOD GOVERNMENT PEOPLE aren't you sick of being incompetent yet.
kisekinotenshi NO, THEY MUST BE MORE INCOMPETENT.
kisekinotenshi THEY GET AWARDS FOR "INCOMPETENT OF THE MONTH" AND A PIZZA PARTY AT WORK.
hokuton_punch ASSUMING THEY SURVIVE THEIR INCOMPETENCE Tetsuya you racked up quite a bodycount in this chapter.
kisekinotenshi I know, jesus
kisekinotenshi He kills what, like twenty people? XD
hokuton_punch I don't know about twenty but it's a lot? Tetsuya, do you know what the word "discreet" means, I think that this word should be your friend.
kisekinotenshi I know, after all this shit how does anyone still eat at that restaurant?
kisekinotenshi DOES TETSUYA PAY THEM TO PRETEND TO BE PATRONS?
hokuton_punch I THINK HE WOULD HAVE TO AT THIS POINT.
hokuton_punch Or they're all organization people and they just eat there for the employee discounts.
kisekinotenshi That makes more sense. XD
kisekinotenshi That would also explain how they know to get the fuck out of dodge anytime Tetsuya gets mad. XD
hokuton_punch Yeah. XD XD XD TETSUYA'S RAGE ISSUES, HE WILL SHOW YOU THEM and then you will die.
kisekinotenshi YES.
hokuton_punch ... also good job breaking it dude, NO YOU CAN'T USE SAILOR BOB AS A WEAPON AREN'T YOU BAD ENOUGH ALREADY
kisekinotenshi WHY NOT HE'S GOT CRAZY-MAKING EYE
kisekinotenshi HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG
hokuton_punch THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD BACKFIRE IN ANY WAY
kisekinotenshi XD
hokuton_punch ... oh wait I did forget that Tetsuya is kind of suicidal. NEVER MIND CARRY ON WITH YOUR TERRIBLE FUCKING PLANS
Wow that was like - most of the conversation BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS TO US PERSONALLY. Oh HIGH SCHOOL, you treasure trove of unintended comedy.
Crossposted from Dreamwidth - read the original post here: http://hokuton-punch.dreamwidth.org/842981.html .
Anyway, in the cause of totally being a good grad student, I stayed up till almost four in the morning re-reading old RPs from high school with my BFF kisekinotenshi and laughing like a loon because OH MY GODS THEY WERE SO AWFUL AND WE WERE SO SINCERE, IT WAS AMAZING. The site is still up, bless you Angelfire, if you want a good laugh you should totally check it out. (The one banner seems to be trying to eat the page, just click again or scroll past it super quickly.)
kisekinotenshi Oh gods, Whispers in the Dark
kisekinotenshi LET'S SEE HOW MUCH ANGST WE CAN FIT INTO ONE MINI-SERIES. XD
hokuton_punch HAHAHA ALL OF IT, I THINK.
kisekinotenshi Naw, I'm sure we could've fit more if we'd tried. XD
hokuton_punch I forget, did that one have self-injury in it? Because if not, then you're probably right. XD
kisekinotenshi ... I can't remember. I SHOULD READ IT.
hokuton_punch SO SHOULD I.
kisekinotenshi LET'S DO IT.
hokuton_punch YES. *FISTBUMP, OPENS FIRST PART*
hokuton_punch Oh my gods Tetsuya you are the worst at being a stealthy crime boss?
hokuton_punch OH A GUY SLEPT ON THE FRONT STEPS OF MY RESTAURANT, guess I'd better let him sleep at one of my top-secret hideouts, THIS IS CLEARLY THE BEST PLAN EVER.
kisekinotenshi And somehow Tetsuya is embarrassed by naked Sailor Bob. XD
hokuton_punch OF COURSE HE IS he is embarrassed by everything, that is why someone else actually runs the entire prostitution side of the business. If Tetsuya tried his eyes would glaze over with panic and he would end up just - like - OKAY HERE IS SOME MONEY TO KEEP THINGS GOING good-bye now.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
hokuton_punch Even sleeping with Gabe cannot change this about him. XD
hokuton_punch All our characters were so fucking noisy in their sleep, damn good thing Tetsuya never went to college and had a roommate.
hokuton_punch "OH SORRY WAS I MUMBLING ABOUT MY TRAGIC EVIL PAST AGAIN" "YES HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK I AM SO SWITCHING ROOMS NEXT YEAR"
kisekinotenshi I love this part where Tetsuya is all like turning to go and Sailor Bob starts talking in his sleep again and Tetsuya is like "... is this gonna be on the freaking test?"
hokuton_punch XD XD XD IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT Tetsuya what were you thinking I don't remember at all.
hokuton_punch Tetsuya: *puts one hand on Sailor Bob's shoulder, acutely conscious that EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT IF NOT THE WORLD is looking at them* - OH TETSUYA you are just I LOVE YOU STILL I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU you are so awkward at everything.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
hokuton_punch "OH FUCK PEOPLE WILL SEE ME HAVING HUMAN INTERACTION WITH ANOTHER PERSON I DO NOT WANT THIS D:"
hokuton_punch Haha the warning for part four is CLAMP angst level, this shit is genius, why didn't we get rich off it.
kisekinotenshi And Tetsuya is... jealous? Kinda? WTF? XD
kisekinotenshi *Is on part 4 now*
hokuton_punch Tetsuya is just like HEY NO ONE EVER SAID EMOTIONS WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE that's why I didn't want any.
hokuton_punch KITTY IN THE HOUSE it has to be in everything.
kisekinotenshi YES IT DOES. XD
kisekinotenshi OH GOD MY NOTES ON THE SCENE.
kisekinotenshi "Dramatic anime-like scene"
kisekinotenshi OH GOD WHY WHYYYYY
hokuton_punch YAY BOB GETS MAKEOUTS
kisekinotenshi AWESOME.
kisekinotenshi And yes, makeouts!
kisekinotenshi ... THEY ARE WAY TOO ADORABLE. XD
hokuton_punch THEY ARE <3 ... THAT IS WHY THEY COULD NOT LAST IN OUR TRAGIC WORLD OF TRAGEDY
hokuton_punch *Working. Just working.* - TETSUYA YOU ARE THE MOST BORING GODDAMN VILLAIN EVER.
hokuton_punch Joker: *looks up, gives Tetsuya the evil eye*
Tetsuya: *does not deign to return the evil eye* - PFFFFFFT you two MAKE OUT ALREADY well okay not in front of Sailor Bob.
hokuton_punch OH MY GOD YOU TWO WHAT ARE YOU, IN HIGH SCHOOL - OH WAIT
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD
kisekinotenshi *Dies laughing*
hokuton_punch THEY HAVE SUCH A MATURE WORKING RELATIONSHIP
kisekinotenshi I KNOW.
kisekinotenshi SUCH ADULTS.
hokuton_punch I mean, door-slamming is totally the best way to communicate! *IS DYING OVER HERE*
kisekinotenshi XD
kisekinotenshi And Tetsuya throwing the rosary
kisekinotenshi OMG TETSUYA YOU ARE SUCH A TEENAGER. ... WAIT.
kisekinotenshi Oh gods and the inner monologue poem AGH KILL ME NOW
kisekinotenshi ELLIPSEEEEESSSSSSSSS
hokuton_punch WE FUCKING LOVED ELLIPSES
kisekinotenshi THERE ARE SO MANY ELLIPSES
hokuton_punch GIFT HORSE'S HOOVES I remember that OUR OLD MISTAKES WERE THE BEST MISTAKES. Gren tea!
kisekinotenshi GREN TEA YESSSS
hokuton_punch SO MUCH KISSING because this was before I owned doujinshi.
kisekinotenshi X3
hokuton_punch Sex, how does it work. D:
kisekinotenshi I don't know, but ZOMG THE EYEPATCH.
hokuton_punch O NOES :O
kisekinotenshi AAAAAAND Joker is fine. XD
kisekinotenshi And the reader goes "uh, wtf? Is there supposed to be something in this eyepatch thing? when was it mentioned he has an eyepatch again?"
hokuton_punch WELL ISN'T IT OBVIOUS BECAUSE OF THE "^_#" CLEARLY THAT IS AN EYEPATCH YOU ARE INTERROGATING THIS RP FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE!
hokuton_punch Aaaaaaand Tetsuya has a hissyfit because OMG PEOPLE HAVE *SEX* THAT IS SO UNNATURAL WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT INSTEAD OF WORKING TWENTY-THREE HOURS A DAY
hokuton_punch Also I like how people say Tetsuya's name around Joker all the time but Joker never quite connects the dots? "Tetsuya? Hey, Boss, who's this Tetsuya guy I keep hearing about?" "SHUT UP AND KEEP WORKING DOUBLE DUTY YOU SINFUL BEAST"
hokuton_punch Tetsuya if you keep talking in your sleep Gabe actually is going to murder your ass, Gabe loves his sleep okay.
kisekinotenshi Oh god wrist-slitting AGAIN
hokuton_punch DKFKJ WELL OKAY I don't think we could actually have fit any more angst into this story. XD XD XD
hokuton_punch Also pffffft I still love the moment when Tetsuya snaps. I just love breaking the stoics. :DDDDDDDDDD
hokuton_punch ... this probably explains a lot about the AU. ANY EXCUSE TO WHUMP ITACHI/GIVE HIM A CURSED SEAL/MAKE HIM HAVE FLASHBACKS TO MURDERING HIS ENTIRE CLAN
kisekinotenshi OH RIGHT BOB LOVES TETSUYA. XD
hokuton_punch And Tetsuya just has no fucking clue about anything. "Is it the blood? ... is there something on my face besides the blood?"
kisekinotenshi XD
hokuton_punch *reads the description of part 6* ... I really hope that one day I am famous for my light-hearted comedies.
kisekinotenshi XD XD XD Me too.
hokuton_punch ... Joker, how DID those lunks get past security? Are you sure y'all have security in the first place? I feel like maybe the problem here is that YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT BEING YAKUZA.
hokuton_punch THERE'S A FLAMETHROWER
hokuton_punch WHAT THE FUCK
hokuton_punch THIS ISN'T "DIE HARD," MOTHERFUCKERS
hokuton_punch Tetsuya how can you go unrecognized at this point that makes no logical sense.
hokuton_punch Also THE STUPIDEST GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES EVER?
kisekinotenshi YES.
hokuton_punch Poor traumatized Bob. D:
kisekinotenshi Indeed. ;o;
kisekinotenshi He is seriously too damn innocent for anything.
kisekinotenshi I mean, if he's been in a government facility being tortured and forced to make people go insane he should be less innocent. XD
hokuton_punch *CRIES* OH GOD JOKER PILE MORE ANGST ON WHY DON'T YOU also haha yeah, that is true. XD
hokuton_punch PTSD: WE DID NOT UNDERSTAND IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
kisekinotenshi YES MOAR ANGST, MOOOOAAAAARRRRR
hokuton_punch ALL THE ANGST, LEAVE NO ANGST UNWALLOWED-IN
kisekinotenshi IF YOU USE UP ALL THE ANGST, INVENT MOAR ANGST
hokuton_punch ... also YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN, TETSUYA (YES, THAT IS THE ONLY PROPER SOLUTION)
kisekinotenshi THEY'RE ALL DRAMA QUEENS. XD
hokuton_punch I CANNOT DENY THIS.
hokuton_punch OH MY GOD GOVERNMENT PEOPLE aren't you sick of being incompetent yet.
kisekinotenshi NO, THEY MUST BE MORE INCOMPETENT.
kisekinotenshi THEY GET AWARDS FOR "INCOMPETENT OF THE MONTH" AND A PIZZA PARTY AT WORK.
hokuton_punch ASSUMING THEY SURVIVE THEIR INCOMPETENCE Tetsuya you racked up quite a bodycount in this chapter.
kisekinotenshi I know, jesus
kisekinotenshi He kills what, like twenty people? XD
hokuton_punch I don't know about twenty but it's a lot? Tetsuya, do you know what the word "discreet" means, I think that this word should be your friend.
kisekinotenshi I know, after all this shit how does anyone still eat at that restaurant?
kisekinotenshi DOES TETSUYA PAY THEM TO PRETEND TO BE PATRONS?
hokuton_punch I THINK HE WOULD HAVE TO AT THIS POINT.
hokuton_punch Or they're all organization people and they just eat there for the employee discounts.
kisekinotenshi That makes more sense. XD
kisekinotenshi That would also explain how they know to get the fuck out of dodge anytime Tetsuya gets mad. XD
hokuton_punch Yeah. XD XD XD TETSUYA'S RAGE ISSUES, HE WILL SHOW YOU THEM and then you will die.
kisekinotenshi YES.
hokuton_punch ... also good job breaking it dude, NO YOU CAN'T USE SAILOR BOB AS A WEAPON AREN'T YOU BAD ENOUGH ALREADY
kisekinotenshi WHY NOT HE'S GOT CRAZY-MAKING EYE
kisekinotenshi HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO WRONG
hokuton_punch THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD BACKFIRE IN ANY WAY
kisekinotenshi XD
hokuton_punch ... oh wait I did forget that Tetsuya is kind of suicidal. NEVER MIND CARRY ON WITH YOUR TERRIBLE FUCKING PLANS
Wow that was like - most of the conversation BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS TO US PERSONALLY. Oh HIGH SCHOOL, you treasure trove of unintended comedy.
Crossposted from Dreamwidth - read the original post here: http://hokuton-punch.dreamwidth.org/842981.html .