Porn thoughts and Slayers - NOT NECESSARILY RELATED.
I hate it when I have trouble sleeping because my head is filled with porn thoughts. (Yes, gay porn thoughts, I specialize.) WHY MUST MY HEAD BE SO FULL OF GUYS FUCKING WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP?! >,< Mwoargh.
Of course, it's just as bad when said porn thoughts start spawning characters. In this case, two somewhat underage and possibly related boys, one of whom has no arms and the other of whom has no legs - LOOK I DON'T KNOW WHY EITHER THEY JUST SHOWED UP LIKE THAT. ... and had sex. Underage bondagey sex. AND NOW THEY WANT TO BE CHARACTERS AND HAVE NAMES AND BE DRAWN AND STUFF, which I normally wouldn't mind but GOD. These two are just weird, the thought of keeping them around in my head and introducing them to my other characters and drawing them where everyone can see them is just - creepy.
........ YES EVEN CREEPIER THAN CHELIDON.
Although as the two seem happy enough together - I guess I've had worse running around in my head...
KJLKFDMLa;lkefj;kdL#EIIW. We'll see.
On a lighter note - I can always tell that I've been reading too much Irkfic when I'm watching some perfectly normal Slayers Next or Try with Xelloss in, and find myself watching him and thinking, ".......... whore." XD Poor Xelloss.
I feel like crying every time Gaav and Lina-tachi don't realize that they ought to be on the same side. ;o; Of course, if they *did* join forces, Slayers Try probably wouldn't exist and I would never have my Val-sama, but even so. DAMNIT GAAV'S GIANT EYEBROWS ATE HIS BRAIN. >:O
I was also reminded how much I loathe Hellmaster Phibrizzo. He's such a bitchwhore. >,< And that little "Oh yeah, I can kill anyone any time I want!" power is just - like extreme cheating of DOOM. I dislike it.
Xelloss <3 Lina. And yet is so very gay. And yet, <3 Lina. AND Filia. WHILE STILL BEING SO GAY. I don't know, it's probably the dub's fault. I've been switching back and forth between dub and sub as the whim takes me - am on dub right now, I have a secret fondness for Valgaav's dub voice. ^o^
I have a theory that since Gaav and Valgaav aren't pure mazoku, they aren't affected by happy-life-joy-positive thoughts. This gives me a wonderful mental image of the two of them laughing at something while Seigram or Xelloss whimpers in the background. X3 I'll have to draw it someday - I was trying earlier, but no luck. I just blow at drawing on break.
Also - anyone else notice that besides Val, all of Gaav's servants are on the odd-looking side, even for mazoku? Maybe it's just because we don't really see any servants of the other mazoku lords besides Xelloss, but Gaav's lackeys do all seem pretty weird. I'm a softie, so I like to think that means Gaav is all tolerant and will accept even the weirdoes of the mazoku - actually, he was probably just desperate and picked up servants wherever he could get them. XD
IN OTHER NEWS:
Nadil (from Dragon Knights) has a mullet. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucker.