Note to self: Never fall asleep while thinking about Tetsuya and his dad, or while Tetsuya is ranting about his dad. Good grief.
Last night I had three dreams that I remembered having, and the two that I actually remember the gists of were both about crappy parents. I kid you not. The first one (I wish I remembered more about it, because when I was coming out of it I remember thinking it would be a nifty manga) involved a teenaged guy whose parents were assholes, and he was pretty much an asshole too but he was working on not being an asshole. And he had a girlfriend who at some point turned into a boyfriend, I think because she pretended to be a boy at one point to fool the asshole parents and then just stayed one. XD So that was crappy parent dream number 1.
The second one started out of a dream where I was reading some stupid entertainment magazine to pick up odd tidbits of information like the packrat I am. I was in the middle of the Q&A section, and some stupid person had written in with a question like, "OMG I had sex but I don't have AIDS! What should I do?!" (Go out and catch AIDS, you idiotic slitch.) But the person answering was a little more patient than I am and started explaining why sex does not equal OMFGSIN and how not to catch AIDS, and then the explanation mysteriously turned into American comics telling stories about - guess what - crappy parents that beat their kids. -_- I don't remember most of the stories, but the last one really stuck in my mind. It was some boy saying stuff, and mentioning how his dad was gone, and then the dad showed up saying "Une pound" (why? Morpheus only knows), and threw a dollar bill at the kid, and then shot the dollar bill and the bullet went right through the bill and kilt the boy dead. Oh, and there was some angel/person/thing who had been watching through all these stories, and he decided to kill the stupid une pound dad, starting by peeling the skin off the dad's face (which made him look quite a lot like Dee in the first Sandman book). The dad was crying a little bit, in a "I deserve to die because I killed my son accidentally yaaaaaay" sort of way, and just as the angel/person/thing was about to kill him I woke myself up.
Good Lord, it was a load of weird. x.x And inexplicable. I blame Tetsuya. XD
Still hoping for some more votes on what you all would like to see on your Christmas cards. n.n;; Please?