001 ⇒ Why ask for directions when you've got a map, dammit?

[hokurobeam]

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[ Outside 310 Miller Street, there is a girl cleaning the front porch and taking out the trash... Yes, this is the first thing she does in the morning. Nope, not concerned about where she is yet. Look, housemates! She even made you breakfast. It's all laid out for you guys on the table. Eat up

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Phone

[falleng0d]

"You are on planet Earth in the United States of America. The year is somewhere in the 1950's, and the technology to create the internet does not exist commercially yet.

"... You were a robot once, I take it. Escaping this town is prevented, somehow, and where we are is not your real world. In this world EXP is evaluated literally by experience of events and not an arbitrary level requirement.

"We've been brought here by unknown captors, somehow. Method aside, the motive is still unknown to us as well."

[hokurobeam]

[ So much useful information! She is very grateful. ]

Thank you very much, NPC-sama.

[falleng0d]

"N-NPC-SAMA!?"

You hear a yell, probably his.

"You dare address me as an NPC? Hmmph! See if I ever do a favor for you again! Who is this?"

[hokurobeam]

Please forgive my earlier insolence. I am Tama. Am I correct to assume you are a player character? Perhaps you are a recruitable party member...

In any case, my level is quite low.

I leave all random encounters in your hands. [ she's half-joking please tank her ]

[falleng0d]

"Tama? Very well. I am Katsuragi, Keima. You'd do well to remember that name."

There is dark chuckling on the other end of the receiver.

"Hmm hmm hmm! For I am the God of Games."

[hokurobeam]

The God of Games? What sort of games? Additionally, would you prefer to be called Katsuragi-sama or Kami-sama?

[falleng0d]

"Kami-sama? You don't have to, really. Katsuragi, or Keima will do just fine. I'm the God of Gal-ge."

[hokurobeam]

In other words, as a God of Gal-ge, without the use of a walkthrough, Keima-sama is able to unlock any route and win over any girl of his choosing?

[falleng0d]

Keima laughs. He laughs hard!

"D-Don't be so presumptuous!

"Every gal-ge that has come out I've beaten to 100% completion, including the capture of the girls. I single-handedly am the first to post comprehensive and complete walk throughs to gal-ges. Have you seen the website Fallen God? It's chockful of vital information for capturing."

[hokurobeam]

My apologies, but I have not seen such a website. I have not delved as deeply into dating sims as I have with fighting games and RPGs. Perhaps it is because I am from a shonen manga...

[falleng0d]

"What's with that? You're from a shonen manga? I would know who you are then. Naturally it's something that I would know with my field of expertise."

Nevermind that Keima is from a shounen manga too!

[hokurobeam]

It is often overshadowed by more popular series revolving around ninjas, pirates and death gods...

[falleng0d]

"Ahh, perhaps that."

To be honest Keima doesn't spend much time with that comic series.

"What powers did you have before coming here?"

[hokurobeam]

I am a robot. [ As simple as that. ]

[falleng0d]

"And you're human now?"

[hokurobeam]

That seems to be the case.

I was told that I will regain my body after an event.