ARRRRGH!!!
I am bloody sick of my internet connection screwing up. Best thing is, I don't even know what's wrong with it. Either my wireless connection drops or the connection itself drops. And it's always slow. Broadband my hairless Chinese ass! AND, AND, there is this stupid fugger either upstairs or downstairs by the name of Patrick. How do I know? because his name appears all over his bloody wireless network, which is way more powerful than mine, and broadcasts his name all over my house. My poor dim- witted PC keeps trying to log on to his network!!!!
But I have a plan.
Starhub- First chance I get, I'm buying shares in Starhub. Bit by bit, share by share. By 2050, Ill be able to sack everybody.
Linksys- Bloody dowan to answer email from Chinese people right? Well, guess which shares I'm buying right after Starhub's?
Samsung (Modem people)- These modems break right? And when they do you have to replace them at gerat expense right? How about, say....EIGHTEEN times a day!!!!?????
Finally, Patrick- You, my wireless nemesis, have obviously not learnt to use encryption. Tonight, I'm logging on to your network, booting up my kazaa, and downloading every single song in the world with the letter E in its title. Yoo Hoo!!!! RIAA!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! My life has purpose!!!!
But I have a plan.
Starhub- First chance I get, I'm buying shares in Starhub. Bit by bit, share by share. By 2050, Ill be able to sack everybody.
Linksys- Bloody dowan to answer email from Chinese people right? Well, guess which shares I'm buying right after Starhub's?
Samsung (Modem people)- These modems break right? And when they do you have to replace them at gerat expense right? How about, say....EIGHTEEN times a day!!!!?????
Finally, Patrick- You, my wireless nemesis, have obviously not learnt to use encryption. Tonight, I'm logging on to your network, booting up my kazaa, and downloading every single song in the world with the letter E in its title. Yoo Hoo!!!! RIAA!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! My life has purpose!!!!