Here's what I think.

Nov 16, 2005 21:15

I have come to the conclusion that I become one of the laziest pieces of crap on the weekends.

Thursday night.....ended up going to the new place to buy booze, and bought 4 pints of hot damn 100 proof for me, paul, hubbard and ballard....and a case for troy. We watched the redwings play my dreamtown of Los Angeles. It was a quite a mental matchup for me....My hometown vs. my dreamtown....of course I wanted Detroit to win...mostly because the Redwings are my most favorite sports team ever...and they kick ass....and Steve Yzerman made his season debut. After about 3/4s of the way of my pint, me, ballard and troy went to troys frat house. It was alright...just hung out....drank....that sorta stuff. Didn't even go home till about 4:30 am....and me and ballard made ourselves some food hahahahaha. I'm not gonna advertise how.

So I ended up sleeping through my class. Which fucking sucks. I felt kinda bad about it because I hadn't missed a class all semester before friday. It was an impressive streak though. But I feel bad because I missed it because of my irresponsibility. Luckily I know that we didn't do anything important in there....but we have an exam in there next friday.

Friday night.....hilarious. We ended up getting wasted and wrecked our living room pretty good haha. Listening to Hubbard call that one girl and just demoralize the hell out of her was mind boggling, but funny too...mostly because she didn't have the nerve to hang up...she just kept listening and stuff...it was hilarious. We also got into the art of throwing stuff into our fan and watching it fly out, or spin around with the blades....and drew threw his phone in there....and it shattered into a buncha pieces.

Then at about 3 am....me hubbard and paul decided that we were going to win the bass fishing championship first place. So we did...we caught the shit out some fish on sega dreamcast. I caught a few huge ones....paul caught some huge ones.....and hubbard caught some huges ones....conclusion, we won....at 4:30 am....then i went to sleep.

Oh yea...drew bought a shotgun.....and we have all come to the agreement that it is not allowed in our house anymore when we have open alcohol.

so saturday....didn't do too much...just watched college football....ate...and then we got pretty redneck. we went outside and played some games that reminded me of elementary school. It started off with me drew ballard and hubbard playing catch with a football...then it turned into playing 4 square with no lines, and a basketball....then it turned into playing baseball with a table leg with a bolt sticking out of it...and the basketball. Then drew hit it too far and we were too lazy to go get it. Then we got very primitive and found our neighbors recycle bin, and took it out to the middle of the culdesac. We then decided to turn it into a game of throwing rocks with hopes of trying to get into the bin...we came close, but no one did. So then we got even more primitive and decided to throw rocks at the broken lamp that is located on top of our roof. It took a lot of effort, but finally ballard broke the shit out of the bulb and the rest of the base with one shot...it was nice. Then Wilson arrived....and we all went and ate some buffalo wild wings. Then we came home....drank some beer....threw more stuff into the fan....and then the hilarity broke loose. Drew decided to lay the BIGGEST burnout of all time in our driveway. Seriously, I have seen some big ones in my day...but this was the largest. It was so bad that some random neeg came running through our bushes to make sure nothing was on fire. And the first thing that hubbard asked him was if he liked country music. Drews back tires are fucked.....we actually collected all of the burned off rubber and compiled it into a ball.....its crazy.
So then we caught some more fish, and then I went to sleep.

Today has been lazy as hell. Just did some homework and stuff. Nothing too exciting.

Redwings game next friday with ballard kyle and ross....can't wait.

and that was my weekend....its funny how hilarious/ridiculous we can be...and we never even left 1234 red pine way. I'm pretty sure its safe to say that we are the coolest motherfuckers to come out of royal oak. Some people may beg to differ.....but I'm sure they aren't right. Good God.

does anyone remember the "i want stanley rap remix" song...boy that was badass.

so yea..thats all.....later

jose
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