Мудрота (мыло :)
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.'
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: One who kills your ills by pills and yourself by bills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway 'See I am not injured yet.'
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: One who kills your ills by pills and yourself by bills.