Math :)

[hojja_nusreddin]

GIRLS ARE ALL EVIL
Major Premise: "Girls are time and money" ==> girls = time * money;
but, "time is money" ==> time = money;
which implies: girls = money * money;
which implies: girls = money²;
but, "money is the root of all evil" ==> money = (all evil) ^1/2;
which implies: money² = all evil;
therefore, girls = all evil.
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KNOWLEGE CORRUPTS
Major Premise: Power corrupts;
Minor Premise: Knowledge is power;
Conclusion: Knowledge corrupts.