My 12 step program for a Saturday Night.
step 1. see dodger game with rind.
step 2. split a fifth of tequilla with rind. finish it while playing video games.
step 3. go to some lame party and piss off heather because you're saying her friend is cute.
step 4. go to hanging jury to see black mountain and dios.
step 5. stab vanessa (and not in the metaphor for sex sense.. but more in the stick a metal object through her skin sense)
step 6. while continuing to be an asshole get a ride from melis, blake, and evie to to gas station with heather following.
step 7. watch as heather hits a gas pump and creates a tital wave of gas pouring all over the station
step 8. watch as she peels out and follows us down the freeway.
step 9. ditch her at the party (felt bad about that one)
step 10. go back to my house to drink more and tell the story of the night
step 11. go to bed. hammered. alone. and somewhat happy.
step 12. wake up feeling like you drank a bottle of tequila the night before.
step 2. split a fifth of tequilla with rind. finish it while playing video games.
step 3. go to some lame party and piss off heather because you're saying her friend is cute.
step 4. go to hanging jury to see black mountain and dios.
step 5. stab vanessa (and not in the metaphor for sex sense.. but more in the stick a metal object through her skin sense)
step 6. while continuing to be an asshole get a ride from melis, blake, and evie to to gas station with heather following.
step 7. watch as heather hits a gas pump and creates a tital wave of gas pouring all over the station
step 8. watch as she peels out and follows us down the freeway.
step 9. ditch her at the party (felt bad about that one)
step 10. go back to my house to drink more and tell the story of the night
step 11. go to bed. hammered. alone. and somewhat happy.
step 12. wake up feeling like you drank a bottle of tequila the night before.