I'm going to bed but I just had to share this

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Only because I was laughing so hard I was crying and got a slight headache from laughing.

Started from a comment I made tonight. Don't know why it made me laugh so hard. But I laughed at Jenn's comment just as hard as my description of the mugging. I SWEAR it's at true story too! I don't do drugs (man made) and back then I didn't even smoke pot. And no I wasn't drunk or anything else either!

Hehehehe

My comment: Just wait until you walk through a golf course around 144th street. I swear I was mugged in 1997 buy the fat ass squirrels there.

Jenn: I literally just snorted at that comment.

That and then this brought on the tears:

Hahahahahaha

And I am totally not making it up! I was just walking around and went through the golf course, and these HUGE squirrels were surrounding me and I had nothing for them. But I put my hand down there anyway and one of the butt heads BIT my finger!!

Hahahahhahahahahaha

I was surrounded by about half my weight in hungry squirrels and I had just been bitten in a strange city, deep in the "woods" and I was alone.....