you think i'm lyin'?

[hohohogart]

the name is JAY HOGART. underneath all of these ass-kicking threats, kleptomaniac sprees, and underwear being thrown my way, i'm just a real boy with real feelings who likes to meet real girls... especially if those real girls come with a beer in their hand and love for me in their heart. my favorite real girl is LEXXI, but she's pursuing her own

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[simplyellie]

I'm just twitching with anticipation for you to get to entry #5 so you can share your inner thoughts with us.

[sexxy_lexi]

I can already tell you what they are, it's pretty simple:

BEER. GIRLS. ORAL SEX. GONORRHEA. BEER.

[hohohogart]

you know me so well! you also forgot...

DRUGS. CLAP. SUNGLASSES.

hahaha. you are in love with me.

[sexxy_lexi]

I'm in love with no longer being in love with you.

[hohohogart]

*i'm in love with you and forever in love with you

[sexxy_lexi]

get over yourself

[hohohogart]

only if you get over me first ;)

[sexxy_lexi]

There's nothing to get over. ;)

[hohohogart]

blah blah blah, words are coming out but all i hear is "i love jay"

[sexxy_lexi]

That's because you're delusional.

[hohohogart]

delusional or... brilliantly insightful? i think the latter

[sexxy_lexi]

you're trippin

[hohohogart]

over my love

[hohohogart]

you're probably twitching with more than anticipation... more like LOVE.

[simplyellie]

Jay Hogart, you just know me too well.

[hohohogart]

hell yes!