I am back again I suppose, with a new legacy! I know I was on a hiatus, but then of course there had to be a new expansion back and of course I had to buy it and of course I needed to check it out and of course it turned into a legacy which I of course had to document *takes a deep breath* Anyway, gonna cut it all short, and jump straight to the case. New legacy, here, read it below if you wanna.
Dio Soleil
Romance
LTW: Bag 20 people
Turn ons/off: Creative, high job/unfit
He's the average type of founder, really. He's cute, stupid and totally inept at living on a lawn for any length of time.
I had just installed Hobbies when I figured I'd start on yet another legacy, and Dio would be the very first thing I played. I was quite eager to find out what his special talent was, but I hadn't even properly gotten on to the lot before I got the pop-up telling me that nature was his special call. Woo...hoo. Not. I had imagined music or something a bit more cool D:
"House".
You have all seen this before, moving along.
This special man showed up on the lot looking rather... vengeful. Apparently he had a gift, needless to say I was a bit uncertain whether to open it or not.
Turned out to be a computer with a rabbit. A pirate rabbit mind you.
The fact that Dio's ambition in life is to shag as many people as possible I wanted to hook him up in the Entertainment field. Sadly the slacker career was all his unqualified ass managed to bag.
I... Oh Dio. I sort of doubt there's any exotic and colourful parrots out there *pats carefully on his special head*
The welcoming wagon at Disaderia/Disalaria/Whatevs Valley was of the rather shady and dubious sort.
Hmmm, it was here that I realized that guests can use your computer too now. I will forever curse this new add-on. Wryyy maxis, wryyyy?
The intelligence, it overwhelms.
And so it continues; forever.
No.
Hmm... maybe? Taking off that hideous make up she might have some potential.
Oh ew, no sloppy seconds for Dio D:
You live on the lawn Dio, the LAWN. I don't think you have the right to get prissy over someone's burping.
Slut: "and did you see when he pulled out those binoculars to do some "birdwatching"?"
Dio: "Hai guiz, whut R u talkin' about? :D"
Rule number one of gossiping: don't gossip when the person is standing right there.
Hah, I for some reason just love this dude. I don't know why. And neither do I know why I have the urge to let everyone know either. It’s just one of those tough facts of life I imagine
Hmmmm.... No.
You know you have gotten somewhere in life when you can have a hangout party around the only article of furniture you own out on the lawn.
Dio isn't very good at conversation... he is easily distracted.
Dio: "Dude, this guy has some real nasty hair in his ears *stares intently for an hour*."
It's... yeah. Dio went out to find himself a woman and he found this. I don' know how she managed to escape from the zoo, but it seems like the hat is her disguise. This poor misguided "woman" kept on calling, and calling.... and calling, weeks and weeks afterwards.
Letting Dio scan the room he soon found himself something interesting.
Very interesting apparently.
That is... scary .__.
But not without potential, and she certainly likes Dio back. Hmmm, have we struck gold I wonder?
They have three bolts for each other, which makes all this ridiculously easy.
The both of them wanted to Karaoke. I soon found out they share about two creativity points between them... it hurt.
It was special.
At the end of the evening Dio was even allowed to touch her face and we all knew it was love.
New thing: sims can now get the mail themselves.
This is positive.
A mere eight hours since their first and last date we invite Michelle (that's her name) over and she moves in. Three bolts makes it all very easy, but also quite boring to be honest.
Bigger house.
Michelle Can'tRemember
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Screwing 20 ppl
Turn ons/off: Err....
This is where I put in her stats right? Well... I forgot to cap them and seriously, I don't really think anyone in the world cares. She's a libra though, so basically kind, lazy and messy.
"The predators circle the prey that stiffens in fear in the light of the inevitable. The females move in closer and quickly eliminates any chance of escape-"
I had her thrown out after that.
They went on a friendly outing together... once. This is sad...
*sells*
The old hag came back for more. *shivers* what I don't do to give my sims a simple aspiration boost? *dramatic sigh*
I can totally relate to why Michelle chooses to raid the fridge instead of waiting for Dio's fail to be done cooking.
Gypsy Lady: "so I have something for you, which only I can bring, a great SECRET"
Michelle: *stuffs face*
Dio: *serves rotten and burned food*
*crickets*
I figured it was time for Dio to pop the question. It has to happen sooner or later, it's a legacy.
As you can tell, Michelle was overjoyed at the prospect.
Romance. It's just not quite the same without them.
Either it's Dio's skilful cooking, or then they have had a merry time in the sack without me noticing.
Turns out it was the latter. Oopsies.
Oh, how I love thee ACR, let me count the ways.
Shotgun wedding, you knew it would happen. You were just counting the seconds!
Turns out that Michelle's natural passion is Arts and Crafts. Well it's at least better than nature. I mean come on: why did my founder have to be a bug collector? *emos in a corner*
This is all she does all day. All day.
Dio writes in his diary every day when he returns from work. It's rather cute in a retarded kind of way.
Michelle: "oh he's so hot when he shovels food down his throat *fans self*"
It's his bug collection. I have to admit its kind of endearing. You can even see the bugs!
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HAHAHAHAHAhahaaha ha ... I hate clowns .__.
This lady just came in one day and stayed for days without being invited, stank down the kitchen, ate the food and then mysteriously left and was never since seen again.
I must admit I was kind of proud when Michelle got invited to the first hobby club thingy. I soon learned that this was a CURSE.
Baby taims!!
Dio: Oh my god, it's a BABY *dryheaves*
I... err.... does this mean…?
YES IT DOES! TWINS! OH MY GOD I LOVE TWINS! <3<3<3
This one I think is Olivia, second born. They are both alike except Olivia has a shade darker skin.
Dio: I have two of these? Well I suppose it is rather cute...
Dio here is holding Augusta, the older of the two girls.
Ah yes, now I can properly claim that this is indeed a legacy.
*fast forwards* Birthday taims and first out is Augusta.
She instantly turns into daddy's little Princess, and has stayed his favourite ever since.
Michelle's enthusiasm when it was Olivia's turn was astounding, let me tell you.
Toddlers-at-the-drawing-table spammage!
And now with a bit of a make-over.
Augusta Soleil
Olivia Soleil
They are angels I tell you...
Next update is right around the corner. I have already played them way into teenage-hood so all I have to do is crop the caps ^^ Hope the start wasn't all too boring for ya picky legacy readers! ;)
Cheers!