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Sarah Palin will make news when she shoots down Santa Claus over Alaska
JOSH FREED, The Gazette
Published: Saturday, January 03, 2009
Goodbye 2008. You were an uplifting, depressing, bleak, ecstatic, tumultuous year.
April-May: As Canadians develop Obama-envy, Michael Ignatieff will channel his inner Obama. He'll spend days tanning and lifting weights trying to get the body Obama flashed recently on a Hawaii beach
This is already happening, I think that Iggy probably won in the end because some idiot thought that if Canadians prefer Obama as Prime Minister over our current idiots, that must mean that we want Iggy who is Also American (In his book, Iggy wrote "we Americans"). *head desk*
June: The popularity of shoe-throwing will soar as people everywhere vent their frustration by throwing shoes at their leaders. Italians will fling loafers, Israelis sandals, the French stilettos, the Chinese slippers, the Dutch clogs, the Swiss army boots - and Canadians, of course, will throw skates.
I prefer the steadiness of a hockey stick in hand.
JOSH FREED, The Gazette
Published: Saturday, January 03, 2009
Goodbye 2008. You were an uplifting, depressing, bleak, ecstatic, tumultuous year.
April-May: As Canadians develop Obama-envy, Michael Ignatieff will channel his inner Obama. He'll spend days tanning and lifting weights trying to get the body Obama flashed recently on a Hawaii beach
This is already happening, I think that Iggy probably won in the end because some idiot thought that if Canadians prefer Obama as Prime Minister over our current idiots, that must mean that we want Iggy who is Also American (In his book, Iggy wrote "we Americans"). *head desk*
June: The popularity of shoe-throwing will soar as people everywhere vent their frustration by throwing shoes at their leaders. Italians will fling loafers, Israelis sandals, the French stilettos, the Chinese slippers, the Dutch clogs, the Swiss army boots - and Canadians, of course, will throw skates.
I prefer the steadiness of a hockey stick in hand.