Gusty (My Little Pony)
A pony appears in the sorting room, though not a normal looking pony, or technically a pony. A unicorn, with a green and red mane and green tail tied with a purple bow at the top. She looks around. "Oh." Yes, she can talk.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Silly, ponies don't eat cheese. Oh unless it's cheesecake! Cupcake makes great cakes!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*looks shocked* Kill. But killing's wrong! Can't they be friends?
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, it was about sunset when I was in Dream Valley, not sure what time it is now. Or where I am.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm not dead. *shakes head* And... What?! *looks shocked again* That's not a nice thing to do, I'm sure they wouldn't like it at all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a unicorn, I have the power to control the wind, I have lots of friends too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well I'm sure I can ask Cupcake to make some cheesecake or cookies. She's a great cook! And loves baking so I'm sure she'd love to. I could be your friend too.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Gusty
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Gusty.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Gusty.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Gusty"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Silly, ponies don't eat cheese. Oh unless it's cheesecake! Cupcake makes great cakes!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*looks shocked* Kill. But killing's wrong! Can't they be friends?
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, it was about sunset when I was in Dream Valley, not sure what time it is now. Or where I am.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I'm not dead. *shakes head* And... What?! *looks shocked again* That's not a nice thing to do, I'm sure they wouldn't like it at all.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a unicorn, I have the power to control the wind, I have lots of friends too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well I'm sure I can ask Cupcake to make some cheesecake or cookies. She's a great cook! And loves baking so I'm sure she'd love to. I could be your friend too.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Gusty
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Gusty.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Gusty.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Gusty"