Application for Magical Trevor-- Weebls-Stuff.com
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Well, I prefer cheese that allows me to do more tricks.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't want to kill anybody, but if I could make one of them just dissapear... It would be Barney.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:42pm
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Hmmmm... I would harass the Mad Eye Moody. Man is his eye sensual...
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Isles of Ragu
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
They're basically the same person. Let's just call it polygamy
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I told the pidgeons to put them there... they pooped at me, so I've been supplying your desk with some useless paper.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I've modeled for leather jackets, can make a cow dissapear, can saw a pidgeon in half with a stick, can make a chinchilla shrink, shoot pigs out of my cloak, and can summon a Kraken whose head is a herring with my cell phone.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I'll send you to a place that has beans, lots o' beans, lots o' beans lots o' beans, yeah yeah!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Magical Trevor
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Magical Trevor.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Magical Trevor.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Magical Trevor"