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Most esteemed Hat,
Here are the cupcakes that you requested. I have enclosed two varieties, yellow and chocolate. I do hope that you enjoy them, and I hope that you will call on my baking skills again in the future.
Respectfully yours,
Lord Valentine Wolfe
(The yellow cupcakes are drugged to cause a three-hour orgasm in a human and the chocolate cupcakes are spiked with hallucinogens.)
Mr. Thorn,
As I was in the kitchens baking, I couldn't help but be reminded of you by a mutual acquaintance. I do so hope that you will be pleased with the results of my culinary experimentation.
Hugs and kisses,
Lord Valentine Wolfe
(The enclosed cupcakes are chocolate with house-elf blood centers in half, and the other half filled with a tranquilizer geared at the parasympathetic nervous system which has the unfortunate side effect of loosening of bowels.)
Most esteemed Hat,
Here are the cupcakes that you requested. I have enclosed two varieties, yellow and chocolate. I do hope that you enjoy them, and I hope that you will call on my baking skills again in the future.
Respectfully yours,
Lord Valentine Wolfe
(The yellow cupcakes are drugged to cause a three-hour orgasm in a human and the chocolate cupcakes are spiked with hallucinogens.)
Mr. Thorn,
As I was in the kitchens baking, I couldn't help but be reminded of you by a mutual acquaintance. I do so hope that you will be pleased with the results of my culinary experimentation.
Hugs and kisses,
Lord Valentine Wolfe
(The enclosed cupcakes are chocolate with house-elf blood centers in half, and the other half filled with a tranquilizer geared at the parasympathetic nervous system which has the unfortunate side effect of loosening of bowels.)