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Application for Borat Sagdiyev, Da Ali G Show

Nov 09, 2006 13:31

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battlefranky36 November 9 2006, 13:37:17 UTC

"Where exactly is Khazakstan? Is it on Earth, or somewhere else?"

borat0sagdiyev November 9 2006, 13:40:19 UTC

Kazakhstan is locate between China, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and... urg... Uzbekistan.. Is Earth.

battlefranky36 November 9 2006, 13:44:06 UTC

He was from Earth. He had no idea where the other countries he named where, but he's from Earth. "So, how did you get to Hogwarts?"

borat0sagdiyev November 9 2006, 13:46:11 UTC

My Country send me to United Kingdom to make movie film... something not go right, and my bus land on top of train! Why you have the blues hairs? What is the black glass over your eyes?

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shark_swordsman November 9 2006, 19:44:22 UTC

Sexytime explosions...do I want to know?

borat0sagdiyev November 9 2006, 20:21:25 UTC

Sexytime explosion to make more animal. Is very important job in Kazakhstan.

greasysweet1 November 9 2006, 19:45:17 UTC

What exactly are you offering, bro? That doesn't sound too pleasant to Dimitri, dig?

borat0sagdiyev November 9 2006, 20:22:28 UTC

We have de finest human pubis in all of Central Asia. It is very useful for clean pots and pans, and is very nice!

hail_tothe_ash November 10 2006, 00:46:50 UTC

Well, listen up, you jumped up monkey-spew. You're sounding like a deadite to me, so unless you can convince me otherwise, you're gonna meet my boomstick.

Capice?

borat0sagdiyev November 10 2006, 01:37:56 UTC

You can come visit Kazakhstan. I will let you use my house, sleep in my bed and use my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! Very nice! I tell you a story: One time my sister take off her clothes and waved her virgin at my retard brother, and said "You never get this!" He grab his cage, and we all laugh. One day he broke out of his cage and did get this! We all laugh again.

wickednessa November 10 2006, 02:01:56 UTC

((YAY YAY I need to see Borat. Is nice! I like!))

*so many people lately who don't speak proper...English, was it?* Hello, Mr. Sagdiyev, I'm Nessarose! It's a pleasure to meet you.

So, are Kazakhstan and the US and A places here? I'm not from this place, and I'm not exactly familiar with the geography.

borat0sagdiyev November 10 2006, 02:15:09 UTC

Kazakhstan and the U S and Aye are the greatest countries in the world! We have the best potassium and the cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia. U S and Aye have women who have ALL their fingers!

wickednessa November 10 2006, 02:26:48 UTC

Oh, really? I have all my fingers. But then, I also don't have working legs. So I guess the US and A kind of-

Wait. Cleanest prostitutes?

borat0sagdiyev November 10 2006, 03:21:50 UTC

Yes, pay for sex.

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