Suzie Costello, Torchwood
((So I think it goes without saying--MASSIVE SPOILERS for the first episode of Torchwood. And, y'know, TW in-general so far. Sorry, couldn't resist.))
A woman wanders in, almost shyly, confused and dazed. Hadn't she just been...? Where was she, now? In any event, she looks rather spooked, but she takes the time to answer the application anyway, as if it was any other paperwork.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I've never really been a big fan of cheese; I'm sorry. Um, but I guess my favourite would be mozzarella, you know, in those little cheese sticks. Or the kind on pizza. Owen always loved his pizza.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill...? Oh, well. Barney is clearly alien. I'm not saying I'm gonna kill any alien on sight, of course, because that's not what I do, but he's the bigger threat. And then I could use--nevermind.
3. What time is it where you are?
I...*confused* Oh, er, well, it was around 23:30 last I...remember.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I don't really do the sexually harassing. That was always more Jack's area of expertise. I'd have to do more research on these people, and it's never really so much the people that I want to learn about anyway. Tosh did that, usually.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ah, me being clever and witty, yeah, I don't think that'll work well, but I'll give it a shot. I think I'd call it...*smiles* Torchwood. ...I know, it's not particularly clever or witty--well, to me it is, but...just go with it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Does it matter? You ought to see the way Jack makes with people, and it'd put this Harry to shame. Oh, but I remember this one case--*quickly* I read it, see, online--where...well, nevermind, it doesn't really matter, like I said, does it? I never was one for mythology. I get machines, you know, not so much people.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you haven't switched to computers, obviously. It's not that there isn't paperwork even after that, but it beats being swamped with all sorts of shit that could easily be accessed by a computer.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*smirk* I'm handy with welding. No, really, most people wouldn't think that a woman's job, but I can do it, and I like to. Technology, learning about it, discovering what it does, I do that, too. Always was one for the hardware. It was...wonderful, really. Sort of miss it. More than sort of; I miss it a lot. He was right, that kid, John Tucker, he was right. There's nothing.
*deep breath*
But that's just me rambling on, don't mind me. The point is, I'm not useless. Got a mind and a body--and I don't mean that kind of body, but I suppose if I was actually interested in you, we could talk--and they work more than well for what I do. Did. But that's all right if you don't think much of me. It's not like a lot of people used to take notice.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Oh, well, um, I could lend a hand in anything they needed, really. If you need to figure out how something works, I'm sure I should be your first call. I love learning how and why things do what they do. And like I said, I'm handy with the hardware, so I can coble together something functional and useful for you. Just don't expect me to be at your beck and call, 'cause that's not what I do, not for just anyone, anyway.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. SC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. SC
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. SC
One day, marmalade will rule the world. SC"
A woman wanders in, almost shyly, confused and dazed. Hadn't she just been...? Where was she, now? In any event, she looks rather spooked, but she takes the time to answer the application anyway, as if it was any other paperwork.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I've never really been a big fan of cheese; I'm sorry. Um, but I guess my favourite would be mozzarella, you know, in those little cheese sticks. Or the kind on pizza. Owen always loved his pizza.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill...? Oh, well. Barney is clearly alien. I'm not saying I'm gonna kill any alien on sight, of course, because that's not what I do, but he's the bigger threat. And then I could use--nevermind.
3. What time is it where you are?
I...*confused* Oh, er, well, it was around 23:30 last I...remember.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I don't really do the sexually harassing. That was always more Jack's area of expertise. I'd have to do more research on these people, and it's never really so much the people that I want to learn about anyway. Tosh did that, usually.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ah, me being clever and witty, yeah, I don't think that'll work well, but I'll give it a shot. I think I'd call it...*smiles* Torchwood. ...I know, it's not particularly clever or witty--well, to me it is, but...just go with it.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Does it matter? You ought to see the way Jack makes with people, and it'd put this Harry to shame. Oh, but I remember this one case--*quickly* I read it, see, online--where...well, nevermind, it doesn't really matter, like I said, does it? I never was one for mythology. I get machines, you know, not so much people.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you haven't switched to computers, obviously. It's not that there isn't paperwork even after that, but it beats being swamped with all sorts of shit that could easily be accessed by a computer.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*smirk* I'm handy with welding. No, really, most people wouldn't think that a woman's job, but I can do it, and I like to. Technology, learning about it, discovering what it does, I do that, too. Always was one for the hardware. It was...wonderful, really. Sort of miss it. More than sort of; I miss it a lot. He was right, that kid, John Tucker, he was right. There's nothing.
*deep breath*
But that's just me rambling on, don't mind me. The point is, I'm not useless. Got a mind and a body--and I don't mean that kind of body, but I suppose if I was actually interested in you, we could talk--and they work more than well for what I do. Did. But that's all right if you don't think much of me. It's not like a lot of people used to take notice.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Oh, well, um, I could lend a hand in anything they needed, really. If you need to figure out how something works, I'm sure I should be your first call. I love learning how and why things do what they do. And like I said, I'm handy with the hardware, so I can coble together something functional and useful for you. Just don't expect me to be at your beck and call, 'cause that's not what I do, not for just anyone, anyway.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. SC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. SC
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. SC
One day, marmalade will rule the world. SC"