'Wizardly Winebibbers'

[pompous_simon]

*Tacked to the Bulliten Board in the Great Hall are several copies of a small flier*

*they read:*

Are you a Ravenclaw?

Are you an Alcoholic?

Do you drown your sorrows in booze?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are invited to a special seminar hosted by the talented Dr. Simon Tam. He will address the dangers of being a

Comments

[waste_lock]

...I hope they'll be non-alcoholic refreshments.

[pompous_simon]

*A magic postscript appears at the bottom of the fliers*

(All refreshments will be non-alcoholic! Duh!)

[researcher42]

Oh sure, take all the fun out of it!

[pompous_simon]

That is, of couse, the intention.

[researcher42]

Ford reads the notice with intrest...

Are you a Ravenclaw?
Yes.

Are you an Alcoholic?
Not exactly. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm more of a general drunk.

Do you drown your sorrows in booze?
Sorrows, joys, exhistential confusion, you name it.

...Refreshments will be served following the program.
Well, I suppose I could go... Might be interesting. And hey, free food!

[pompous_simon]

*Ford Prefect; Ravenclaw, Drunk writes itself on the bottom of all the fliers*

[researcher42]

Ford reads the new script at the bottom of the notices.

"You know, I'm beginning to suspect that Simon is very, very evil."

[dice_addict]

On the behalf of Mai Kujaku, I accept this invitation. She'll be there and hopefully you can cure her of her dreadful addiction to red wine. *smirks*

[silky_steel]

It's incurable. Red wine is a delight.

[dice_addict]

Just like you, of course.

[csi_sara]

I guess both the Prefects should be there, to lend support and make sure no one brings in booze or something. So I'll be there.

[catremistrae]

I'll be there. Should be quite a spectacle.