Skip Wiley (Tourist Season, by Carl Hiaasen)

[flameofdecember]

Skip drops into a chair out of nowhere. He glances with some puzzlement at the hole in his jeans, but appears to decide it's not important. Having nothing better to do, he readies himself to answer the questions put to him.

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[marius_p]

*bows* Marius Pontmercy. Pleased to meet you.

You strike me as a Slytherin, Monsieur. Do you have any objections?

[flameofdecember]

I don't think so... I'm not too familiar with the groupings, Houses or whatever.

[marius_p]

Traditionally, Gryffindor, where I reside, is for the brave and noble, though some would hasten to point out that its inhabitants are brave and noble to, occasionally, the point of idiocy. Ravenclaw is for the intelligent and the erudite, though it has an open bar from which its inhabitants partake very liberally. Hufflepuff is for the kind and loyal, and, for whatever odd reason, most of the... ah... *clears throat uncomfortably* attractive female applicants get Sorted there. Slytherin is for the the cunning and ambitious, though I'm afraid some of its denizens seem rather too morally ambiguous for comfort. I suppose it doesn't help that their Head of House is a demon.

Do any of the Houses appeal to you particularly Monsieur?

[flameofdecember]

Hmmm... By those standards, yes, Slytherin's probably the best place for me.

Vote: Slytherin!

[marius_p]

Marius bowed. "As you wish, Monsieur."

(9ooc; Gah! I'm sorry! I never got the lj notification!))

Re: Vote: Slytherin!

[flameofdecember]

Thanks for the vote!

((Don't worry about it.))