To His Infernal Highness Dear Adam,
I bartered an agreement with Mrs. Lily Evans Potter in return for her vote at my Sorting. As you well know, the word of a demon cannot be trusted; however, for reasons of my own, I am willing to swear this particular oath. To that end, we have agreed that you would be the ideal witness when we tender our agreement. If you would be willing, Sir, would it be quite convenient for you to meet the two of us?
Your Humble Servant Best Regards,
Screwtape
Undersecretary, Infernal Department of Temptations, T.E., B.S.