Dearest Jenny,
Apologies! Sincerest apologies and a thousand more for my appearance at your sorting a couple of weeks back. We'll talk about how that came about later. Just know that I will certainly not be eating any stray cookies any more!
To important matters - how are you? Are you well? Safe? How are the kittens? The mice? Do you have a room? More apologies, dear. When I was a kitten, it seemed all I ever wanted to do was take naps and play with balls of yarn. Sorry, sorry, sorry for not checking on you sooner!
Forgive me, dear? I've been trying to do so to myself!
With Love,
Skimbleshanks