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nannynutter September 4 2006, 03:55:47 UTC
Ms Rumpleteaser,

your situation can be remedied, but I woulde appreciate a personal visit. I do not take kindly to dirty creatures in mye Wing, as the last creature found to it's discomforte. Send a mouse in here again, and it won't return in any recognisable forme. I shalle expect to meet you at the Wing in an hour.

-Ms Nutter, Head of Hospital Wing.

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Sent via a clean house-elf cockneycat September 4 2006, 03:58:51 UTC
Oh no. Another scary one.

Ms. Nutter

Thank you for agreeing to see me. I will meet you there.

Rumpleteazer

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estebanmd September 5 2006, 11:47:54 UTC
Miss or Mr Rumpleteazer:

I confess it is not every day I receive correspondence from a cat, and I am most impressed by your ability to write lacking opposable thumbs. I do not recall having met your feline compatriots, though I may well have been at a Sorting or two that now slips my mind. Do they all write as well as you do?

I have had occasion to research and produce a potion for a clownfish student here, or rather a pair of potions: one to turn a fish into a human, the other to turn a human into a fish. It is not unlikely the same manuscripts in which I found the formulae for those potions may have something to say on the matter of feline-human transformations. I will undertake this project gladly, and will update you when I have something to report.

- S. Maturin.

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cockneycat September 5 2006, 16:44:38 UTC
Dear Professor Maturin:

Well, Quaxo is a kitten but he has a typewriter me and Mungojerrie acquired for him. Skimbleshanks is the best, though.

Thank you very much for agreeing to take this on.

(Miss) Rumpleteazer

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