Elliot Reed/Scrubs
Elliot's eyes widened almost in panic as she looked around the room, trying despretly where she was . How did she get here? Why wasn't she at Sacred Heart anymore? Was she going to get fired for suddenly dissapearing? She couldn't afford that! Her parents had cut her off! Oh, what was she going to do. But, before she could panic much more, questions began to form themselves to her.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Well, mostly I just like Jack or Chedder, none of the heavier cheeses. I mean, they taste good and everything but they totally make me gassy. Oh, why did I say that out loud! Frick!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Do I have to kill one? I don't really think I'd be very good at killing someone..
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, my watch says 2:23 pm, so that must be how much it was at Sacred Hearts, but I'm not there anymore, so I don't know...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Uh..sexual harrassmenet isn't very cool, is it? I mean, I've had it happen to me before, and I don't like it, and I don't think I could do it to someone else.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Drug Store? I mean, I work at a hospital, they prescribe alot of medecine, it sounds really clever, right? Right?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Umm...I don't really know them, but isn't gay marriage illegal? And wrong?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because no matter how much homework you did, there's always more to come, or that's how it is when you're a doctor anyways.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I could help out sick people! I mean, I'm a pretty decent doctor, or at least, I like to think I am.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Uh...I could give out free medical examinations? Get them prescription medicine? What's a squib anyways. I'm pretty much available to do whatever anyone needs, so feel free to ask! I'm real eager to please, I guess a little too eager, so I don't know...
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____ER________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______ER_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ER_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _______ER______"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Well, mostly I just like Jack or Chedder, none of the heavier cheeses. I mean, they taste good and everything but they totally make me gassy. Oh, why did I say that out loud! Frick!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Do I have to kill one? I don't really think I'd be very good at killing someone..
3. What time is it where you are?
Well, my watch says 2:23 pm, so that must be how much it was at Sacred Hearts, but I'm not there anymore, so I don't know...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Uh..sexual harrassmenet isn't very cool, is it? I mean, I've had it happen to me before, and I don't like it, and I don't think I could do it to someone else.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Drug Store? I mean, I work at a hospital, they prescribe alot of medecine, it sounds really clever, right? Right?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Umm...I don't really know them, but isn't gay marriage illegal? And wrong?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because no matter how much homework you did, there's always more to come, or that's how it is when you're a doctor anyways.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I could help out sick people! I mean, I'm a pretty decent doctor, or at least, I like to think I am.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Uh...I could give out free medical examinations? Get them prescription medicine? What's a squib anyways. I'm pretty much available to do whatever anyone needs, so feel free to ask! I'm real eager to please, I guess a little too eager, so I don't know...
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____ER________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______ER_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ER_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _______ER______"