Upon receiving his
letter from the Sorting Hat, for a moment Remus couldn't believe his good fortune. After so many months - so many years - he would actually be teaching his favorite subject again, his area of expertise. He was completely thrilled - so thrilled, in fact, that he wanted to tell someone about it right now. Anyone would do - even
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"DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm saving the best for last!"
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Looking up in wide-eyed joy (which is to say that Homsar's expression was entirely inscrutable), Homsar shouted, "It's a long time gone, but we're still carrying on! Kashooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
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Stephen nodded. His mind frantically worked to decipher Homsar's words, for they must surely be some code, the sage speaking in riddles, or else wisdom fractured by the tragic failure of an arithmantic rite, as Edward Elric had surmised.
He drew a blank.
Though the decision might not have been advisable, Homsar being an unpredictable creature, Stephen ventured to speak to him in kind, hoping to gauge his reaction and thereby perhaps discern a meaning.
"Kashooooooooooo indeed, sir."
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Homsar quickly blibbled around and behind the bar. Then, using his astonishing powers of levitation, he lifted a tray of Jell-O shots out of a special wizarding cooling container, raising it onto the bar. He then blibbled back over to Sidewalk Sam and looked up at him again.
"DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I like the way you move!"
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"We should not incite a needless panic. If all present are sure to consume some of the evil clown repellent, the menace should thus be warded off. Kashooooooo," he added, for emphasis.
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Based on the last word in Stephen's statement, it was clear that the evil clown threat was close at hand. Now, the question was to determine just who was the evil clown. And to do that, Homsar would need a good vantage point. He levitated his entire body on top of the bar and looked out across the crowd.
"DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAAA! I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
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"Kashoooo -- " And then Homsar had leapt, astonishingly, onto the bar, by some unearthly power (the arithmancer held no wand, had uttered no Levicorpus or other charm to explain it, the power must be held within him), and Stephen looked on in frank awe.
He did not know what to say. Homsar had taken command of the situation.
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"Stephen, do you know what species Homsar is?" he asked with great interest, retrieving a shot of Evil Clown Repellent Blue from Homsar's tray and downing it without thinking about it.
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