Name me!

[dice_addict]

Name Me!

Hogwarts's first ever school newspaper needs a name! And because it's a paper for the students, the students should get to choose the name.

Please write your suggestions below (with explanations if you feel like it) and an all-school poll will be held later to choose the best name.

Comments

[coxinsox]

How about The Boring?

Or the Who The Hell Cares?

Maybe just "NAH" in big black letters?

[dice_addict]

C'mon, doc. Would you want to read something named any of your suggestions?

[coxinsox]

Not really, no, but I wouldn't want to read it no matter what you called it, so my opinion is probably biased.

Unless you name it "Naked Chicks Inside" or something like that, anyway.

[dice_addict]

Well, thank you for your honest input then.

...Does vampire erotica do it for you, instead of naked chicks?

[coxinsox]

Yikes.

Not so much, no.

[dice_addict]

Yikes?

Shame. Since we've had a volunteer to write that but no volunteers for naked chick photos. Would you like to take some genderchange potion and then pose for the paper?

[coxinsox]

Definitely yikes.

As much as I know the entire school would just love to get a taste of this, I'll pass. But you know what, you should give Remus Lupin a ring, I bet he'd be totally into it.

[dice_addict]

Late reply over here, but Lupin says he'll do it if you will. Up for it?