Application for Percy Ignatius Weasley
Percy Weasley, Harry Potter Series
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I quite like Havarti. It's versatile and tasty, and not ridiculously expensive. Wonderful with a bit of fresh fruit and nice crusty bread.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Execution? That's... not very common, really, and I don't think they fall under the jurisdiction of the Ministry. There'd be an awful lot of forms to fill out.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's 5:32 now, but I'm sure it'll be later by the time I've finished.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
You do know that I'm very closely related to quite a few of them, yes? And even without taking that into account, they're a collection of near-suicidal glory hounds. I don't find that very attractive.
Kingsley Shacklebolt is quite fit, though, isn't he?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I suppose the only thing I'd be calling at all in such a circumstance is a quick lumos. Then I'd be able to read the labels on the bottles, at least.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, honestly! What kind of sensationalist nonsense is this? Even Potter isn't mad enough to marry either of them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh, Merlin, not paperwork again! Well, clearly you're just important enough to have a lot of things requiring your attention, but not quite important enough to have an assistant to delegate the minor tasks to. Or, you are the assistant being given the minor tasks (and most likely rather a few not-so-minor ones, if my experience is anything to go by). Either way, a methodical approach is key. Focus on each item in front of you, not the entire pile. It's less daunting that way.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, judging by your Ravenclaw query, organizational skills are in short supply around here. Since that's a strength of mine, I'd say I could make myself rather useful.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery is rather an unusual requirement, isn't it? I mean, there are all sorts of regulations forbidding that sort of thing. But it does seem like my skills are needed here, if only to keep the lot of you from smothering beneath a paperwork avalanche. And I'm willing to help tutor anyone who's having difficulty with his or her studies.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PW
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PW
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PW
One day, Nutella marmalade will rule the world. PW
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I quite like Havarti. It's versatile and tasty, and not ridiculously expensive. Wonderful with a bit of fresh fruit and nice crusty bread.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Execution? That's... not very common, really, and I don't think they fall under the jurisdiction of the Ministry. There'd be an awful lot of forms to fill out.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's 5:32 now, but I'm sure it'll be later by the time I've finished.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
You do know that I'm very closely related to quite a few of them, yes? And even without taking that into account, they're a collection of near-suicidal glory hounds. I don't find that very attractive.
Kingsley Shacklebolt is quite fit, though, isn't he?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I suppose the only thing I'd be calling at all in such a circumstance is a quick lumos. Then I'd be able to read the labels on the bottles, at least.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, honestly! What kind of sensationalist nonsense is this? Even Potter isn't mad enough to marry either of them.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh, Merlin, not paperwork again! Well, clearly you're just important enough to have a lot of things requiring your attention, but not quite important enough to have an assistant to delegate the minor tasks to. Or, you are the assistant being given the minor tasks (and most likely rather a few not-so-minor ones, if my experience is anything to go by). Either way, a methodical approach is key. Focus on each item in front of you, not the entire pile. It's less daunting that way.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, judging by your Ravenclaw query, organizational skills are in short supply around here. Since that's a strength of mine, I'd say I could make myself rather useful.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery is rather an unusual requirement, isn't it? I mean, there are all sorts of regulations forbidding that sort of thing. But it does seem like my skills are needed here, if only to keep the lot of you from smothering beneath a paperwork avalanche. And I'm willing to help tutor anyone who's having difficulty with his or her studies.
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PW
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PW
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PW
One day, Nutella marmalade will rule the world. PW