The Cheshire Cat, from Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass
The Cat manifests in the center of the room; then it saunters down through empty air, humming, and watches as the quill leaps to life to fill in his answers...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mmmm... I am purrrticularly fond of cream cheese, I do believe. Aren't you?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*giggles* Oh, no need to kill anyone. I'll just send them on to the Red Queen.
3. What time is it where you are?
That, you should ask the white rabbit. I'm not all here, myself...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would put my paws all over that dashing Severus Snape. I would derive great pleasure from parting my eyeballs around his hexes.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I would dub it the Rabbit Hole, and woe betide all who topple in.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
The queen of hearts, she baked some tarts. the Knave of hearts, he took those tarts!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps you should employ a minion to attend to it for you.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*mad laughter* But I -am-.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some very delicious mushrooms that will expand your mind...?
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Mmmm... I am purrrticularly fond of cream cheese, I do believe. Aren't you?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*giggles* Oh, no need to kill anyone. I'll just send them on to the Red Queen.
3. What time is it where you are?
That, you should ask the white rabbit. I'm not all here, myself...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would put my paws all over that dashing Severus Snape. I would derive great pleasure from parting my eyeballs around his hexes.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I would dub it the Rabbit Hole, and woe betide all who topple in.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
The queen of hearts, she baked some tarts. the Knave of hearts, he took those tarts!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps you should employ a minion to attend to it for you.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*mad laughter* But I -am-.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some very delicious mushrooms that will expand your mind...?