application for Nessarose Thropp (Wicked the Musical)
((Okay. I emailed Elphaba-mun (even though I looked and didn’t really see anything from her since her application), and Nessa and Galinda don’t have much interaction in musical-canon. Actually, I don’t think they interact at all. So I’m really, really hoping I don’t get in trouble for doing this application. D: *n00b*
Anyway, this is musical!Nessa with some book stuff thrown in for flavor and because I like it. I’m playing her in the period while she’s still at Shiz, before Elphaba runs off and she becomes the governor of Munchkinland/Wicked Witch of the East. Probably also before she falls for Boq. Except now she's at Hogwarts. */tl; dr*))
Another new school? All right...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I’ve always liked Upper Gillikin Goat cheese. I don’t know how exactly it differs from regular goat cheese, other than being produced by a Goat as opposed to a goat. (Oh, there is a difference.) But it’s very good nonetheless.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I have no idea who either of those people are, but as far as I know, “Carrot Top” isn’t a real name, and Barney is. So I’d kill the carrot man.
3. What time is it where you are?
Almost time for lunch! That’s always fun, eating with my sister and all. I love Elphaba, but she can be a little...incendiary at times. Like yesterday, when she threw a baked potato at Miss Shenshen.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I’m not so into the sexual harassment. Mainly because I’ve never been the giver or recipient of anything sexual in my life. It’s the wheelchair, isn’t it?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Not that I’ve ever actually been in a bar, but I would call it "Colwen Grounds". The top floor would be all pretty and high-class, and then you’d go down to the basement and people would be stabbing each other and stuff. Or something. Eehee.
And wouldn’t bartending in the dark be kind of hard? You wouldn’t be able to see what you were doing.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, in the Ozian myths, the name of the great pagan goddess is Lurline. G is closer to L in the alphabet than F is, and traditionally, this is lucky. So Harry should marry George.
I don’t know who the people they’re asking about are and I made up everything except for Lurline
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Everyone else is probably giving you theirs because you have a reputation for either being really smart or having no social life whatsoever. That’s what kids do here at Shiz. Believe me, I know.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, I’m "tragically beautiful," apparently. Also, my father’s the governor of Munchkinland and my sister has magic powers. That has to count for something.
Wait, that’s not really me not being useless, is it? Um. The extent of my usefulness is pretty much that I can get you stuff through my father, which has nothing to do with my usefulness. This is...interesting.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well. I’ve got half a box of cookies, an old notebook, some textbooks, and a spare school uniform here in my room. Or I could possibly steal you Elphaba’s pointy hat.
You can’t have my shoes, though.
Anyway, this is musical!Nessa with some book stuff thrown in for flavor and because I like it. I’m playing her in the period while she’s still at Shiz, before Elphaba runs off and she becomes the governor of Munchkinland/Wicked Witch of the East. Probably also before she falls for Boq. Except now she's at Hogwarts. */tl; dr*))
Another new school? All right...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I’ve always liked Upper Gillikin Goat cheese. I don’t know how exactly it differs from regular goat cheese, other than being produced by a Goat as opposed to a goat. (Oh, there is a difference.) But it’s very good nonetheless.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I have no idea who either of those people are, but as far as I know, “Carrot Top” isn’t a real name, and Barney is. So I’d kill the carrot man.
3. What time is it where you are?
Almost time for lunch! That’s always fun, eating with my sister and all. I love Elphaba, but she can be a little...incendiary at times. Like yesterday, when she threw a baked potato at Miss Shenshen.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I’m not so into the sexual harassment. Mainly because I’ve never been the giver or recipient of anything sexual in my life. It’s the wheelchair, isn’t it?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Not that I’ve ever actually been in a bar, but I would call it "Colwen Grounds". The top floor would be all pretty and high-class, and then you’d go down to the basement and people would be stabbing each other and stuff. Or something. Eehee.
And wouldn’t bartending in the dark be kind of hard? You wouldn’t be able to see what you were doing.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, in the Ozian myths, the name of the great pagan goddess is Lurline. G is closer to L in the alphabet than F is, and traditionally, this is lucky. So Harry should marry George.
I don’t know who the people they’re asking about are and I made up everything except for Lurline
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Everyone else is probably giving you theirs because you have a reputation for either being really smart or having no social life whatsoever. That’s what kids do here at Shiz. Believe me, I know.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well, I’m "tragically beautiful," apparently. Also, my father’s the governor of Munchkinland and my sister has magic powers. That has to count for something.
Wait, that’s not really me not being useless, is it? Um. The extent of my usefulness is pretty much that I can get you stuff through my father, which has nothing to do with my usefulness. This is...interesting.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well. I’ve got half a box of cookies, an old notebook, some textbooks, and a spare school uniform here in my room. Or I could possibly steal you Elphaba’s pointy hat.
You can’t have my shoes, though.