I like it. The stuff that comes out of those green cans has no taste, and that Lancre Blue Vein smells too much like what it is -- milk gone off. You, my lad, can take your cheese and...
So your idea of fashionable is people lick their assholes in mixed company, vomit on floors in the middle of the night, and insist on following you when you try to use the bathroom?
I'll stop using metaphor. I feel like I'm bloody well talking to Carrot People think cats are attractive. People think vampires are attractive. People are stupid. Cats are vicious nasty bastards, and vampires are the worst scum on the face of the planet.
There are a lot of people here who like cats. I prefer Devinesian devils myself.
People who like vampires usually dress like a Victorian prostitute in mourning, with more garish makeup. Which is a much better indicator of stupidity.
Don't know what those are. I'm not much of an animal person. My wife's very fond of swamp dragons, which have their uses now and again. As firelighters, for preference, which they seem to like.
I've seen the people you talk about. The vampires themselves dress like that too, and try to call themselves vampyres. We have some who say they've sworn off drinking blood, but to me that sounds like a shark who promises he won't eat you.
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You don't want to give me ideas. I'm inventive enough as it is.
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You remind me of someone I knew. Only without the deranged charm. Just the deranged.
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I hope I do see more of you. In detention. Been a while since I've been able to administer one.
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Like a vampire, but without the style.
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But if you think vampires are fucking "stylish", your opinion isn't worth much.
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There's nothing I hate more than vampires. Except possibly kings, but there's precious few of them.
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I'll stop using metaphor. I feel like I'm bloody well talking to Carrot People think cats are attractive. People think vampires are attractive. People are stupid. Cats are vicious nasty bastards, and vampires are the worst scum on the face of the planet.
Are we clear now?
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People who like vampires usually dress like a Victorian prostitute in mourning, with more garish makeup. Which is a much better indicator of stupidity.
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I've seen the people you talk about. The vampires themselves dress like that too, and try to call themselves vampyres. We have some who say they've sworn off drinking blood, but to me that sounds like a shark who promises he won't eat you.
There's no helping some people.
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*glares up at the applicant*
Who's he, Nny-chii?
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*picks her up easily*
And he's a self-righteous asshole. You'd think we had enough of them, wouldn't you?
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*nodnod* Is he a doctor? A lot of those are doctors.
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