Not half as bad as other things, kid. Believe me. You see this guy called Dibbler? And his sausages? Just walk on and don't make eye contact.
And I can't think of anyone who would want my soul. Can't imagine what use they'd get out of it. If they tried to collect, now, that would be interesting. Something's tried to eat my soul before, after all. Didn't work.
((Hee! And thank you. A little bird prodded me to come here-ward. Saw there was no Vimes. Could not let such a travesty continue.))
In some places, sausages are made up of a little pink stuff or grey stuff and a lot of breadcrumb. I only wish the same could be said of Dibbler's sausages. I'm not sure they're even [i]organic[/i].
And anyone who wants to take my soul will have to deal with me first. I guarantee they'll find someone easier. Apparently it thought I would make a good embodiment of violent justice and revenge. It apparently thought I had some weakness in this regard. Luckily, I've already had experience fighting off an individual who wants to burn the world clean of people who use their power to hurt and control. His name's Sam Vimes.
((I only hope I can do him justice. Mad, mad Vimes love. He -- and a certain Naval officer already being played on here -- are my WUN TWOO WUV. Except... there's two. Hm.))
Coming from some sort of living thing, then. With a stable number of legs.
Whoever decides to fool around with me had better like a challenge. They'll be having one, no mistake. Tough? It wasn't the easiest I've dealt with, I admit, but I've kept myself from doing what probably needed to be done for more than thirty years of being a copper. Just a bit more insidious, that's all.
((I had less of a soft spot for Wolfgang in that I wanted to see what happened to him in the end happen, but I loved him as a character and wish he could come back. Vetinari is absolutely astoundingly wonderfully amazing, and I have no illusions that I could play him properly...))
You definitely sound a very determined man so far. Which I approve of. Think that Gryffindor would suit you? What do you mean, 'needed to be done'?
((Oh, I think that Wolfgang got what was coming to him. Still love him. XD Even though I know he was a bastard that deserved to be blown up. And we had an inept Vetinari so I'd love to see a proper one!))
Centipede would probably be better than what he puts in his sausages. Or at least more wholesome.
I like the idea of Gryffindor well enough. Determined? I've been called similar things. Bloody stubborn is one. There's been more than one man I've seen who deserved to be put down like a rabid dog -- no. Because a rabid dog can't control itself. It's only a tool of its disease, it can't reason, it's just a dog. Some people aren't even deserving of the same treatment as a rabid dog...
((Aw! I just don't think I could be that smart, that cunning, all the time. The other bits I could play, but the utterly important parts? Though... hmm... young Vetinari from Night Watch would be VERY cool to play.))
But you've got a weird policy about the signing things -- what if someone slipped in a bit of paper asking you to sign away your soul?
((OMFG SO MUCH LOVE FOR DISCWORLD AND Sam Vimes in particular. ♥ *hearts; ♥
You just made my night, whoever you are.))
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And I can't think of anyone who would want my soul. Can't imagine what use they'd get out of it. If they tried to collect, now, that would be interesting. Something's tried to eat my soul before, after all. Didn't work.
((Hee! And thank you. A little bird prodded me to come here-ward. Saw there was no Vimes. Could not let such a travesty continue.))
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Well, there are types of magic where soul-sacrifices are useful, so I'd be worried about that. Why was it trying to eat your soul?
((And you are made of win for that. Seriously. *squeeing Vimes love*))
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And anyone who wants to take my soul will have to deal with me first. I guarantee they'll find someone easier. Apparently it thought I would make a good embodiment of violent justice and revenge. It apparently thought I had some weakness in this regard. Luckily, I've already had experience fighting off an individual who wants to burn the world clean of people who use their power to hurt and control. His name's Sam Vimes.
((I only hope I can do him justice. Mad, mad Vimes love. He -- and a certain Naval officer already being played on here -- are my WUN TWOO WUV. Except... there's two. Hm.))
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Right. That's one way to put up with it. What if they like the challenge? ...Oh, I like you. Tough fight?
((Whoo. XDDD I still heart Vetinari best. Though I had a weird soft spot for Wolfgang too, despite the Nazi parallel.))
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Whoever decides to fool around with me had better like a challenge. They'll be having one, no mistake. Tough? It wasn't the easiest I've dealt with, I admit, but I've kept myself from doing what probably needed to be done for more than thirty years of being a copper. Just a bit more insidious, that's all.
((I had less of a soft spot for Wolfgang in that I wanted to see what happened to him in the end happen, but I loved him as a character and wish he could come back. Vetinari is absolutely astoundingly wonderfully amazing, and I have no illusions that I could play him properly...))
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You definitely sound a very determined man so far. Which I approve of. Think that Gryffindor would suit you? What do you mean, 'needed to be done'?
((Oh, I think that Wolfgang got what was coming to him. Still love him. XD Even though I know he was a bastard that deserved to be blown up. And we had an inept Vetinari so I'd love to see a proper one!))
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I like the idea of Gryffindor well enough. Determined? I've been called similar things. Bloody stubborn is one. There's been more than one man I've seen who deserved to be put down like a rabid dog -- no. Because a rabid dog can't control itself. It's only a tool of its disease, it can't reason, it's just a dog. Some people aren't even deserving of the same treatment as a rabid dog...
((Aw! I just don't think I could be that smart, that cunning, all the time. The other bits I could play, but the utterly important parts? Though... hmm... young Vetinari from Night Watch would be VERY cool to play.))
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