The God of Love, Sex and Beauty is in the house.

[spiritoferos]

Comments

[pompous_simon]

I'd say Hufflepuff... but you seem to whimsical. Not grounded enough, with the amount of power you posess.

Slytherin or Gryffindor. Which do you prefer?

[spiritoferos]

Haven't you heard? I'm a troublemaker. Leave a trail of broken hearts and homes in my wake when I'm in a bad mood, bring love and joy and happiness to everyone when I'm in a good mood. Absolutely no sense of responsibility, but when you're a god, it's hard to think about taking consequences for your actions. Immortality makes you reckless.

And oh, I suppose Slytherins would have the least liking for the idea of a God of Love in their House, but on the other hand, Gryffindors don't seem to need me as much as the Slytherins do.. *taps feathered end of bow against chin thoughtfully* Decisions, decisons.

Slytherin. My divine powers tell me that the world will be a far more amusing place if I'm surrounded by people that revile my very nature.

[sharpest_pike]

Revile your nature?

Oh, that is an unkind judgement. As a matter of fact I'd quite like you to be in Slytherin.

[spiritoferos]

Evil overlords and the like tend to be scared of the 'love' part of my nature, though usually welcoming the 'sex'.

You, however, do me honor - I approve highly of your courtship of those two women and that young man. Do keep it up and I'm certain you'll find your future attempts more successful. *smirks for a second, then passes Steerpike a phial as promised, the liquid inside it glowing a bright white*

[oldoneofrlyeh]

Technically, doesn't your mishappen name mean Sexual Desire only? Not that it matters, brat.

[spiritoferos]

Yes, but I am also the God of Love. My mother's name means Foam Born, and she's not the Goddess of the sea but of Love, Sex and Beauty, after all.

And fine. If you're going to be like that, I simply have no choice but to resort to more pointed tactics. *fires arrows and strikes Cthulhu, making him fall madly in love with Salazar Slytherin*

[oldoneofrlyeh]

I told you I don't fall in love. I never evolved those emotions, brat.

[spiritoferos]

*griiiins* Of course not. Oh, SALAZAR! *uses godly powers to encourage him to come along*

[grouchyoldsnake]

*looks between Eros and Cthulu, wondering why he felt the sudden urge to come see the latest applicant and why they seem to be having a showdown*

Hmph. Gryffindor for you, godling, since I don't need you shooting the Slytherins and distracting them.

[oldoneofrlyeh]

Nor do I need my students to be shagging themselves in front of me. I shall not stand for it. I believe humans call it a "Protestant Work Ethic".

[grouchyoldsnake]

In front of you? *glares at Eros* I had better not see anything like that in my classes either. Keep your arrows away from people that need to be focusing on learning the truth about the world, and not whatever adle-pated nonsense love makes them see through rosy glasses.

[sharpest_pike]

That does rather depend on what approach one takes to, as you put it, being an evil overlord or such. I don't need to tell you that there is more than one way to inspire devotion.

Does this keep, or is it meant to be used right away?

I do look forward to seeing you in Slytherin.

[spiritoferos]

Shame more people don't realize that.

It can be kept for however long you like. Ambrosia is forever fresh.

And I look forwards to seeing where exactly my lovely arrows will land. *has both types with him - indifference and love*

[sharpest_pike]

It promises to be quite the show. Thank you in advance for the entertainment. Having you around promises to be a delight.

[spiritoferos]

*smiiirks* I've already begun - keep a close eye on Nny and Adam if you'd like to see something amusing.

[sharpest_pike]

Who and who? *snickers* Oh, you are good. You definitely belong in Slytherin. Perhaps some of us will be fortunate enough to have a bit of your charm and style rub off on them.