In a distinctly feminine hand, a note arrives for the man in question, attached this
box.
Professor Maturin,
Though I am uncertain which you were, I have reason to believe you may well have assisted my anonymous post on relationships and age to the recent 'delight' that was the secrets board. For that, I thank you and would like you to accept the following token of my appreciation.
I also took note of secrets that appeared after mine, and if my secret prompted any of the ones aimed at you, you have my sincere apologies.
[enclosed in the box is a vintage year of elf-made wine]
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