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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? ::crinkles nose:: Cheese is smelly.
Oh! That port wine cheese spread is yummy, and it looks kind of pink!!!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney was my only friend when I was a child, because my parents were killed … right in front of me!!! And he’s purple, which is close to pink and my business partner’s favorite color. Does that Carrottop guy use bad words? I don’t like bad words. I’ll get one of my mutant admirers to rip him apart.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for a coffee break!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I only harass pretty boys and girls. Harry’s pretty enough, and he’ll rescue me from evil, so he’s the only one. He might even make this boy I like jealous, even if I am being an icky old man.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
But Harry has to love me, not those naughty red-headed boys! He makes the tattoo on my back tingle, and that fits in with an ancient French witch legend! It’s kind of like having a hippogryph tattoo!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
A bribe? That’s evil! And bad! But I do like to be hospitable, and I have latte, with extra whipped cream and fresh baked muffins.