Domino Harvey from Domino
Domino walks into the sorting wearing tight jeans and a leather jacket. In her back pocket is handcuffs and a fire arm. Over her left shoulder she has a machine gun strapped against her back and she is casually smoking a cigarette.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
What the...? Cheese? That's a stupid fucking question. Fine, the fucking fattiest cheese I know - Roomano.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*Takes a long draw of her cigarette, then blows it to her left* I'd kill the both of them for a decent sum of money. Seeing as it's my job; I am the best Bounty Hunter around.
3. What time is it where you are?
The exact same time it is where you are. I don't know: they took my watch off me on the plane over. It kept sending the fucking buzzer off. Let me keep my load though. Stupid pricks.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's fucking perverted, and I know a lot of perverts. What the hell... well Sirius seems like the sort of guys I run into a lot. I'd tie him up with my handcuffs and shag him rotten. Satisfied?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Nevada. My fucking world ended there; on that desert. To me, it doesn't get much darker than that. It would probably end up the sleaziest place in town though.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
It's up to fate. I put my destiny in this coin. *rolls coins over her knuckles*. Heads you live; tails you die. I saved a girl's life, whose future would change the world, with this fucking coin. And the boy is stressing over who the fuck he's going to marry. Flip the coin; let destiny choose.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Some bastards planting it. I'll shoot his fucking arm off is you want.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have caught more fugitives than any other hunter in the state of California. I saved a lot of fucking peoples' lives. Killed a lot; but saved the innocent. And I can do this. *Puts out cigarette on back of her hand, stands up and takes out her handcuffs. She then begins to spin the around in dangerous formations.* Learned that when I was twelve. And I can tell when something fucking terrible is going to happen, too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
*Empties pockets and places her guns on the table, her coin and her handcuffs.* Well, that there is a load of bollocks. I can get you better ammunition if you want. Or if there is any fugitives kicking about, I'd fucking catch him, or kill him, free of charge. I usually work for millions for the government and FBI. Legal killing is fucking brilliant. Or, if none of that appeals, I could give you a lapdance. I usually only do that to trick people into giving me information; it works on every fucking male scumbag. I'd rather not fucking strip like a whore, though.
*She sits back down and lights another cigarette. She then leans back and crosses her legs*.
((Domino swears a lot IC, I hope no one is too offended.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
What the...? Cheese? That's a stupid fucking question. Fine, the fucking fattiest cheese I know - Roomano.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
*Takes a long draw of her cigarette, then blows it to her left* I'd kill the both of them for a decent sum of money. Seeing as it's my job; I am the best Bounty Hunter around.
3. What time is it where you are?
The exact same time it is where you are. I don't know: they took my watch off me on the plane over. It kept sending the fucking buzzer off. Let me keep my load though. Stupid pricks.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's fucking perverted, and I know a lot of perverts. What the hell... well Sirius seems like the sort of guys I run into a lot. I'd tie him up with my handcuffs and shag him rotten. Satisfied?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Nevada. My fucking world ended there; on that desert. To me, it doesn't get much darker than that. It would probably end up the sleaziest place in town though.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
It's up to fate. I put my destiny in this coin. *rolls coins over her knuckles*. Heads you live; tails you die. I saved a girl's life, whose future would change the world, with this fucking coin. And the boy is stressing over who the fuck he's going to marry. Flip the coin; let destiny choose.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Some bastards planting it. I'll shoot his fucking arm off is you want.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have caught more fugitives than any other hunter in the state of California. I saved a lot of fucking peoples' lives. Killed a lot; but saved the innocent. And I can do this. *Puts out cigarette on back of her hand, stands up and takes out her handcuffs. She then begins to spin the around in dangerous formations.* Learned that when I was twelve. And I can tell when something fucking terrible is going to happen, too.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
*Empties pockets and places her guns on the table, her coin and her handcuffs.* Well, that there is a load of bollocks. I can get you better ammunition if you want. Or if there is any fugitives kicking about, I'd fucking catch him, or kill him, free of charge. I usually work for millions for the government and FBI. Legal killing is fucking brilliant. Or, if none of that appeals, I could give you a lapdance. I usually only do that to trick people into giving me information; it works on every fucking male scumbag. I'd rather not fucking strip like a whore, though.
*She sits back down and lights another cigarette. She then leans back and crosses her legs*.
((Domino swears a lot IC, I hope no one is too offended.))