Akabane Kuroudo aka Dr. Jackal, GetBackers anime.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm partial to Romanian Kashkaval, sliced into precise little pieces.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither one has any sort of uncommon power, do they? They're unlikely to even amuse me for more than a moment, and surely wouldn't be a challenge... I have no interest in defeating the weak unless they're in the way.
3. What time is it where you are?
The sun is barely rising. It looks like it's going to be a beautiful day~.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh my, what an impolite question. I'm afraid none meet my standards and I'm unwilling to compromise, even if pretending to be Albus Dumbledore. I'd be happy to harass any of them in other ways, however. ^_^
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"J." Suitably cryptic, isn't it?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
The one capable of keeping Harry entertained for the duration of their partnership would be the choice I'd recommend. A good partnership can prove very useful at times.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps your work ethic is slipping because you lack sufficient incentives? I do occasionally face that problem myself. It's so hard to find challenging "work" sometimes.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
When one requires a professional Hakobiya, that is, someone to ensure items of great importance arrive at their destinations safely, I do believe I'm the most sought after agent. I have been known to work with the Dakkanya as well.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Have you a need for my services? Any item, to any location, it would be a pleasure to deliver it for you, free of charge in return for your vote. I've a flawless success rate.
Or, if you prefer, I can quite easily carve things into amusing shapes for you. I'll even sterilise my scalpels beforehand.
I'm partial to Romanian Kashkaval, sliced into precise little pieces.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither one has any sort of uncommon power, do they? They're unlikely to even amuse me for more than a moment, and surely wouldn't be a challenge... I have no interest in defeating the weak unless they're in the way.
3. What time is it where you are?
The sun is barely rising. It looks like it's going to be a beautiful day~.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh my, what an impolite question. I'm afraid none meet my standards and I'm unwilling to compromise, even if pretending to be Albus Dumbledore. I'd be happy to harass any of them in other ways, however. ^_^
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"J." Suitably cryptic, isn't it?
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
The one capable of keeping Harry entertained for the duration of their partnership would be the choice I'd recommend. A good partnership can prove very useful at times.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps your work ethic is slipping because you lack sufficient incentives? I do occasionally face that problem myself. It's so hard to find challenging "work" sometimes.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
When one requires a professional Hakobiya, that is, someone to ensure items of great importance arrive at their destinations safely, I do believe I'm the most sought after agent. I have been known to work with the Dakkanya as well.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Have you a need for my services? Any item, to any location, it would be a pleasure to deliver it for you, free of charge in return for your vote. I've a flawless success rate.
Or, if you prefer, I can quite easily carve things into amusing shapes for you. I'll even sterilise my scalpels beforehand.