Morfin is so thrilled. The Sorting Hat trusts him, Morfin Jones, to help everyone in the school with their problems! It trusts him so much that it has given him a special list of people to invite to the therapy group! A mandatory invitation!
With his sparkly markers, he writes the following owl, and copies it out in different colors for each person. He also makes sure to add plenty of glittery patches!
Dear Sirius Black, Johnny C, Professor Crowley, Gogo Yubari, Dick Grayson, Archie Kennedy, Kate Austen, Jack Shepard, Jack Harkness, Cass Cain, Jareth, and Greg House,
You're invited to group therapy tonight! The Sorting Hat wants me to let you know that you're expected to attend! No need to RSVP, because it's mandatory!
There's going to be cheesecake, and also pizza and brownies! We'll be in the Great Hall at 8 pm. I really look forward to seeing you!
Morfin Jones, Hufflepuff
For the rest of the school, he has the following flier posted everywhere:
He can't wait for 8 pm to arrive!