Dear Kahnooloo,
Doo u-nye? Kah dah boh-bay.*
This whole puppet thing has just come to my attention. Since one of the Mr. Weasleys is in my house, it seems to be a matter I should be involved in. Perhaps you, me, and that metallic idiot Beelzebot could have a meeting?
Dah doo-ay**,
Crowley
*Where have you been? I've been worried.
**Big fun.