Cassandra Cain/Batgirl II - DC Comics ('Batgirl' as of Issue 68) ((Pre-Infinite Crisis))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Umm..well...I don't the names of any cheeses. Alfred puts this yellow stuff in my fridge...when I don't eat it, it turns green, and he throws it out....
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I...don't kill. If I had to pick one...Barney. Mostly because he's not real.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's very late. I'm always up late.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Umm...I..don't think I understand the question. I mean..well...sexual harassment is bad, right? Well, violence is one thing, but sexual harassment is just wrong. I think. But if I have to pick...Remus. He seems nice.
5. If you are pushing to be in: Gryffendor or Hufflepuff.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I...umm...I'm underage. But...well, I was in the Iceberg Lounge last week...
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Umm...can boys marry boys in Gotham? Or...in england, for that matter?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, if your desk is covered in paperwork, maybe you should try computers? Oracle never has papers lying around...fire hazard, I guess. Umm...Maybe you should get a valet? Alfred cleans up all my papers when I drop them on the floor.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can read body language better than I speak english. And I defeated the world's greatest martial artist in a fight to the death.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Well...umm...I could...Um...want a ride on my batgirl bike? Or I could take care of those drug dealers in your neighbourhood. Or...Um...Yeah. I could hurt someone for you. Very...very...quietly.
Umm..well...I don't the names of any cheeses. Alfred puts this yellow stuff in my fridge...when I don't eat it, it turns green, and he throws it out....
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I...don't kill. If I had to pick one...Barney. Mostly because he's not real.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's very late. I'm always up late.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Umm...I..don't think I understand the question. I mean..well...sexual harassment is bad, right? Well, violence is one thing, but sexual harassment is just wrong. I think. But if I have to pick...Remus. He seems nice.
5. If you are pushing to be in: Gryffendor or Hufflepuff.
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I...umm...I'm underage. But...well, I was in the Iceberg Lounge last week...
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Umm...can boys marry boys in Gotham? Or...in england, for that matter?
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, if your desk is covered in paperwork, maybe you should try computers? Oracle never has papers lying around...fire hazard, I guess. Umm...Maybe you should get a valet? Alfred cleans up all my papers when I drop them on the floor.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I can read body language better than I speak english. And I defeated the world's greatest martial artist in a fight to the death.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Well...umm...I could...Um...want a ride on my batgirl bike? Or I could take care of those drug dealers in your neighbourhood. Or...Um...Yeah. I could hurt someone for you. Very...very...quietly.