Warded owls to Professor Crowley and Nymphadora Tonks
Crowley -
Since I've been away for a couple of weeks (teacher's sabbatical, you know), would you mind filling me in on what's been going on around here? I see we have numerous new students, which is no surprise, but some students and professors seem to be missing in action. I suppose technically speaking I should be inquiring of the Hat or the Headmistress about these things, but I figured you'd be more in tune with the latest gossip the general populace.
I hope you and Aziro Azeera that angel fellow are doing well. I look forward to seeing you at my birthday party tonight.
cheers,
Remus
To the lovely Miss T -
I'm back from my sabbatical, as you may have noticed. Thank you so much for the birthday gift! Would you like to stop by my private quarters after skinnydipping my party tonight and listen to the records with me? I solemnly swear there will be no drunken groping, passionate snogging, rampant nudity, or otherwise untoward behavior. Unless you ask very nicely. ;)
I missed you a lot.
xo,
Remus